| I'm at soup |

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| Alastor calling Lucifer on the phone |

Alastor: Hello?

Lucifer: Hey, what's up.

Alastor: I need your help can you come here?

Lucifer: I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Alastor: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.

Lucifer: I can't find them.

Alastor: What do you mean you can't find them?

Lucifer: I can't find them, there's only soup.

Alastor: What do you mean there's only soup?

Lucifer: It means there's only soup.

Alastor: Well then get out of the soup isle!

Lucifer: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!

| Footsteps |

Lucifer: There's more soup.

Alastor: What do you mean there's more soup?!

Lucifer: There's just more soup!

Alastor: Go into the next isle!

Lucifer: There's still soup!

Alastor: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Lucifer: I'M AT SOUP!

Alastor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

Lucifer: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Alastor: WHAT STORE ARE YOU AT?!

Lucifer: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Alastor: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Lucifer: FUCK YOU-

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