Lucifer: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
*silence*
(Y/N): I did, I broke it-
Lucifer: No, no, you didn't. Alastor?
Alastor: Don't look at me. Look at Husk.
Husk: What? I didn't break it!
Alastor: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Husk: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Alastor: Suspicious.
Husk: No, it's not!
Charlie: If-If it matters, probably not, but Vaggie was the last one to use it.
Vaggie: *gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Charlie: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Vaggie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Charlie!
(Y/N): Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Lucifer.
Lucifer: No! Who broke it?!
*silence*
Husk: Lucifer, Angel has been awfully quiet-
Angel: *gasp* Really?!
