KeeKee is asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie, and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!"
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Rebecca: And he attacked us, Charles. So...
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Y/N: Oh my fucking-
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
You glare at Pentious.
Y/N: Can you not? -_-
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them.
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Hell's Fatebringer
FanficMale Reader x Charlie and Vaggie. You are one of the best at being a vigilante. Or in this case, were. After an incident on Earth leads to you being killed, you find yourself in hell. Yet even in the underworld things aren't as they seem. And in th...