Brawl stars chatfic

Say Gex

Bonnie: toothless
Nita: obsessed bear kid nr 1🧸🐻
Leon: lollipop lover 🍭🍬
Gus: spooky boy 👻🎈
Jessie: Jess the builder 👷‍♀️
Edgar: Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤
Janet: rocket girl🚀💓🌺
Penny: I don't use my phone.
Sandy: please give bro a sleep schedule🙏😭

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: I can't believe I have to ask this, but is it more gay to get brutally fucked by a man or to have a cutesy romance thing for 20 years?

*rocket girl🚀💓🌺 went online*

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Private chat now. You have got some explaining to do.

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: 😒

(Private chat between Janet and Edgar)

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: What?

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: WDYM "what"? You wanna perhaps tell me something??

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: Nope.😐

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Maybe about you hanging out with Sandy? Does that ring any bells??

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: What do you fucking mean? 🤨

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Exactly. Fuck.

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: 😒?

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Did you get fucked by Sandy?

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: No? Do I look like a manwhore to you?

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Just tell me the truth, you fucking liar. You literally asked in the group chat if getting fucked is more than being in a romantic relationship; there's no need to lie.

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: Okay.

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Okay? Is this a yes or no?

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: It's an "okay."

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: I can just ask Sandy then, right? I mean, if it's not true. 💞

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: Gosh, you're annoying. 😒

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: ??

Emo boy👎❤️‍🩹🖤: Sure, you can. I have nothing to hide anyway. :))

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Okay, if you say so.

(Private chat between Janet and Sandy)

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: How is your back?

please give bro a sleep schedule🙏😭: Pretty good? Why?

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Oh, nothing. :)

please give bro a sleep schedule🙏😭: ?

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: I assume that you know that Edgar's back is already sore, right?

please give bro a sleep schedule🙏😭: Yeah, he already told me that, but why?

rocket girl🚀💓🌺: Nothing, thanks!!

please give bro a sleep schedule🙏😭: What are you thanking me for? Anyway, I'm gonna sleep.

(Back in the group chat)