The Skeleton Brothers

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(Y/n) and Frisk walked down the snowy path. As they walked forward, they walked past a large branch in the middle of the path. A little bit after they passed it, it made a loud snap as it cracked in two. This startled them and they quickly turned around to see it had broken in half. The two continued down the path. They soon reached some sort of unfinished gate and stood frozen. (Y/n)? What's wrong?" Frisk asked. But then she heard it too, footsteps behind them. The two sisters tensed as the footsteps came closer. Soon whoever it was was right behind them. "H u m a n s." The deep voice said. "D o n ' t y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w p a l ? T u r n a r o u n d , a n d s h a k e m y h a n d ."

(Y/n) and Frisk slowly turned around and took his hand. Their eyes snapped open when they heard a loud sound. (Y/n) and Frisk saw who it was, a short skeleton. The skeleton laughed. "Hee hee hee. The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's ALWAYS funny." He said with a smile. Anyway, you're humans, right? That's hilarious. I'm Sans. Sans The Skeleton." He said. "Yeah, we're humans. I'm (Y/n) and this is my sister Frisk." (Y/n) said. "Hi." She waved. Sans looked amused. "I'm actually supposed to be on the watch for humans right now. But y'know, I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother, Papyrus... he's a human-hunting FANATIC. Hey, actually I think that's him over there." Sans said. (Y/n) quickly turned around to see another skeleton coming. "I have an idea. Go through this gate thingy. Yeah, go right through. My bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone." Sans said. "Quick, behind that conveniently-" Sans stopped when he realized the lamp wouldn't be enough to hide the two. "Okay then, go behind my sentry station." (Y/n) and Frisk quickly ran behind it and listened to the conversation with Sans and his brother.

Papyrus walked over and they both stayed quiet as they listened to the conversation. "Sup, bro?" Sans asked. "YOU KNOW WHAT'S SUP BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?" Papyrus asked. (Y/n) was surprised by how loud he was. "Looking' at these trees, and admirin' the details of my station. It's really cool. Do you want to take a look?" Sans asked. Papyrus began stomping his feet. "NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE?! I WANT TO BE READY!" He shouted. "I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN. THEN I. THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT.

RECOGNITION. I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD. PEOPLE WILL ASK TO BE MY FRIEND? I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING." Papyrus said. "Maybe my station will help you." Sans said. Frisk tensed. "SANS! YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAIZER EVERY DAY!" Papyrus snapped. "Hey, take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skeleton." He said. (Y/n) and Frisk snickered. "SANS!" Papyrus shouted. "Come on, you're smiling." Sans said. "I AM AND I HATE IT!" Papyrus sighed. "WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME, HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?" Papyrus asked. "Wow, sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone." Sans winked again. Frisk actually laughed at that one. "Shh!" (Y/n) hissed. Both skeletons turned toward the station post. "SANS, WHAT WAS THAT?" He asked. (Y/n) and Frisk tensed as it was quiet for a few moments. "What was what?" Sans asked. "NEVER MIND. I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES. AS FOR YOUR WORK,

PUT A LITTLE MORE... BACKBONE INTO IT. " Papyrus laughed and then began to walk away, then came back to laugh one more time before walking away. "Okay, you guys can come out now." Sans said. (Y/n) and Frisk came out from behind his post. "Nice jokes." Frisk said. Sans smiled. "Thanks. I always knew I was good." He said. "Come on. Let's go." (Y/n) said. She began to walk away until Sans stopped her. "Hey, actually, hate to bother you guys, but can you do me a favor? I was thinking... my brother's been kind of down lately. He's never seen a human before, and seeing you two make just make his day." Sans said. (Y/n) and Frisk looked at each other. "Well, what do you think, Frisk? Should we help him?" (Y/n) asked. Frisk grinned. "Sure, why not?" She asked. (Y/n) smiled and turned to Sans. "Sure." She said. Sans smiled. "Thanks a million. I'll be up ahead." Sans walked away. They walked forward and (Y/n) walked over to a box next to a small sign. "This is a box." She began.

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