(USSR x India.)
Look, I know that both the countries are homophobic, but it's fictional. Also, it won't be historically accurate.
I'm just using the countries as characters..........
BTW ENJOY!!!
Ussr's POV I tried my best to not think about love anymore. I went upstairs, got changed and lay down on the bed. "I wonder if India is single. If he is maybe I can..........Aaaaaaaa Fuck!! What the fuck am I saying!!!" I screamed. One part of me really started wanting him, and the other one just didn't want to accept that fact. I closed my eyes, frustrated, and I try to sleep. But I just couldn't! I tried to hum a song. After a while, I actually fell asleep, I couldn't even believe it! *Time skip* Next morning:
"SiR, USsr WakE uP sIR iTs mOrnINg!"
"Huh.........what........?India............Is that........you..........?" "Yes, Sir. It's morning 7 o'clock" "Waaaaa........ WAIT WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?" "Good thing you're all awake sir :D. It's 7 o'clock." "7- 7 o'clock ALREADY!? FUCK IT! I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!!!!"
I hopped out of bed and put on my Ushanka and Coat. I also put on my expensive trousers and dashed downstairs. "Shit! I forgot to feed my kids-" "It's ok sir, I've already made them their breakfast ;)" "Thank you very much." "Take care, Sir Ussr."
I ran outside, hopped into the car and started driving. I took a sigh of relief. I turned on a song in my car radio and started singing along with with it. I started moving my head along with the beat and swaying my body. But all that happiness flew away when I realised that I was going to Work, I had to see all those annoying faces again, especially that USA! I don't know how people even bear him. Sometimes I just want to shoot him in the heart, watch him cry in pain, and then slowly watch him wither off and rot in hell. Then all of a sudden I started thinking about India out of nowhere. "He's adorable~" I said. A visible blush started appearing on my face. I bite my lips and try to focus on the road. After driving for sometime, I got out of the car. Several countries were standing alongside the road. They gave one short glance at me and stepped back with fear. I grinned widely, showing my razor-sharp teeth, which used to scare the Fuck out of some countries. And guess what? USA was not one of them! He noticed me, and stared into my soul with those arrogant egoistic eyes, like he had all the power to kill me. I stared back, rolled my eyes and went inside. I sat on my desk. "Oh, Ussr. I want you to edit all these documents" said the UN, pointing at the stacks of paperwork.
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"You better start now! I won't let you go home until you complete these." Said the UN. I nod my head in agreement. I counted the number of stacks. 12 stacks of paper. Great!! Guess I ain't going home today. I started with the first stack. Took a pen in my hand, and pulled out a paper from the stack.(Yes, at that time they didn't have computers. So all paperwork by oneself it is!)
*Time skip* "Ugh! Finally" I said, banging the last completed stack on the table,"I can go home now, It's pretty late". I get off the chair and submit the papers to the UN. "You did a great job, USSR" UN congratulated me. I nod my head and give a calm expression. Just when I turned around and was about to leave, a shorter country interrupted me. "Hey Sucker!" "America, I don't have time for your shit." "Oh, Is that right? You have got time to spend in the bar and you've got no time for me~~" "No, I don't" "C'mon! Don't be rude. You're just jealous of me" "Why would I be jealous of a roach?" "Just admit it! I'm better than you"
I could feel my blood boil. I tightened my fist, trying to avoid violence. I grabbed USA's head and pushed it aside. I walked past him grinning with my razor-sharp teeth. "No matter what, I'd always be better than an emo father of 15 kids!". I tightened my fist so hard with anger that I almost bruised myself. I walked out like this conversation never happened. I sat in my Aurus Senat car and banged the door pretty hard. I tried to calm myself down. After few angry minutes of driving, I finally reached home. "I'm home!" I shouted. "DADDY!!!!" Shouted all my kids running towards me and hugging me, until Ukraine said "Can we keep Papa India with us??? He's so cool!" "Yeah dad, can we, can we, can we Please 🥺" And then they all hit me with my weakness, The PUPPY EYES '🥺' "Ok sure, but only if India doesn't mind" "Yaaaayy!!!"
I suddenly realised that India was not there. "Where is India?" "Oh, Papa India is taking a shower." "Papa.......? India.........?" "Yes!"
For some reason, my face got all red like a tomato 🍅. I ran into India's room. I knocked on his door and realised......it was open!? Ain't no way someone is getting dressed without locking the door!!! I got super worried. I opened the door and rushed inside to see..............India wearing a towel!!!! "AAAAAAAAA! Sir, USSR. I NEED PRIVACY!!" screamed India. "OH, I'M SORRY!!!" I rush out. Well, atleast India's alright! That was a relief. But, what I saw was............My eyes felt blessed! My face started feeling warm and I felt a little strange in my 🍆. And yes I started feeling a bit horny...............My nose burst out bleeding like Fuck, which shocked me! "Fuck!!" I said wiping the blood flowing down my nose, "I guess I've fallen in love~"
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