The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, on days like these... Its time to make cereal.
Manson was enjoying life, pouring milk into his cereal and takes a spoon and is eating an apple, which he heard can keep a doctor away.
Suddenly..
BOOMZ "EXPLOSION" WHOOO b o o m
His house was suddenly in flames. 'Oh well' Thought Manson 'its not as bad as it looks. Atleast I still have my cereal! Wait. NOOO THE CEREAL IS G O N E'
Manson thought and was then thrown out of his house in a weird comedic way. He then hears a voice, was that god? "AY HOW DARE YOU EAT MY COUSINNN TAKE THISSSSS" The voice screams. Ah wait, its an apple
Manson then stands after he was flung out of his house of course. Blood dripping as a knife was now stuck in his head.
'Oh well. Now who blew up my house' Manson thought then heard a voice of someone he knows
"Hello Manson! I kinda uh, threw dynamite at your house by accident.. Sorry for ruining your cereal! Also why is there a knife stuck in your head?" The one who is speaking is Jade! He seems to be eating an apple
"Well, pay for my cereal in uhm, UHHHH AUHHGH 5 chapters" Manson says
"What the hell do you mean 5 chapters- Oh, HELLO!!!" Jade looks towards you and waves! Manson then throws and arrow to his head and its now stuck in him.
"Stop breaking the fourth wall rq and continue!" Manson screams and Jade stares at him
"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A KNIFE IN YOUR HEAD AND AN ARROW IN YOUR HEART!?!"
Someone who sounds like kunikida screaming at dazai is actually screaming at them, turns out to be Ra
"He did it." Jade says pointing to Manson as He points to the apple
"What the fu" Ra says as he looks to the apple Manson is pointing at and is currently confused
"Well time for me to leave BYE MANSON GOOD LUCKKKK" Jade says as he is then flying away with his wings. Leaving Manson behind of course.
Manson is then stared into his soul by Ra and is then running for his life.
Well that's for another chapter!
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