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V1 and V2 adventures [ULTRAKILL Story]

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the worst story you will ever read in this app, I will post a chapter when I want to. [desc: V1 and V2 become allies when V2 surrenders to V1 in 4-4 (greed layer), they go through the rest of hell together, and maybe even somehow go to other univer...

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ROCK AND STONE!!! (deep rock galactic parody) pt1 cuz I'm lazy

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by Randomblud32

by Randomblud32

(I just played deep rock galactic and it's great so I'm doing a parody of it yayyy)

V1 and V2 land on the cave grounds
Of the planet hoxxes

V1: checks the universe transporter-3000 "so the thing we'll have to do to get out of this universe is to collect 500 'morkite'. " as they both bring out pickaxes

V2: "aight"

{Five minutes later}

They find a piece of compressed gold and they're doing the gold enriching ritual

V1 and V2 :

"WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH
WERE RICH"

Mission control: "yes yes, you're rich now time get a move on, I've got management breathing down my neck here."

V1: "yeah yeah" as he carries the compressed gold

V2: "I call for molly"

V1 puts the piece of compressed gold in the MULE

Morkite: 154/500 collected

As they're mining some Nitra

Mission control: "The scanner just lit up like a Christmas tree! We've got a swarm incoming!"

V1 and V2 prepare their piercer revolvers

V1: "alright"

V2: "time to kill some bug bastards"

Mission control: "Swarm! they are here!"

Suddenly some parts of the stone have some things burrowing

Glyphid grunt

V1 fires 5 shots at one of the glyphid grunts killing it

V2 charges his alternate piercer fire and shoots it, piercing through 3 enemies

Suddenly another 2 glyphid types burrow from the ground

Glyphid praetorian

Glyphid exploder

V1 shoots the glyphid exploder killing the glyphid grunts around it

And V2 is using his shotgun to kill the praetorian glyphid, which he kills and the praetorian releases a green gas

V2: "*does fake coughs* holy crap"

V1: "I think that's the last of em"

Morkite: 214/500 collected

To be continued... Cuz I'm lazy as helllll and I have school