1)How do prisoners call eachother?
On their cell phones.
2) what's worse than finding a worm in ur apple?
A half worm .
3)what is a monsters favourite desert?
I scream.
4)what do u call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
5) how did a bullet lost its job?
It got fired.
6)what did one wall said to another wall?
He said I will meet u at the corner.
7)what do u call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
8)why did the donuts go to dentist?
To get a filling.
9)what did one firefly said to other?
U glow girl.
10)what creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A speeling bee.
