Trust the Force Harry! By Fvdv123

Chapter 1

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., I am Back! Yes, I am still in the Dumbledore is evil or senile camp… Nah, I am just having fun bashing the old goat. For free even.

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Space, the final frontie… no that is the wrong one.

1 My name is…

You know, the older you get, the chances you die increase accordingly, eventually, you kick the bucket, pay the piper… or is it play on the pipe? It is confusing sometimes.

Anyway, my day has come, my number was picked, the bucket was next to my foot, and I am out of breath.

Bummer, there is no light to go to? Not even one waiting with a pitchfork? No Virgins? The light just went out. A total disappointment if you ask me. Then again, arrange those special effects for 6 or 7 billion people, turning the light off is the logical choice.

In a way, fading like this is far better than dying in a spectacular fashion, for example being run over by Truck-San or getting between fighting Gods, explosions, accidents… the list is endless.

Where was I? Ah, dying, once you know what it is, you can't tell someone about it because… you kicked that fucking bucket. Meh, it is too late to worry about it anyway.

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I woke up… I woke up? I could not move or do a thing, I am lying on the floor in a hall that is in shambles, rubble is spread all around us, I noticed everything is old-fashioned, like a hundred or two hundred years back.

I felt myself raising from the floor without doing it… Wtf? Am I in Hell? Heaven? Purgatory? The damage on the hall doesn't fit the description for it. Maybe it is a futuristic 3D video game? Turn Left! Bugger, my character is not listening at all.

I started to pay attention to the surroundings, the hall has a row of fireplaces at a wall? What is worse, people came out of those fireplaces!

An old fossil was holding my character up, suddenly I recognized the game, Harry fucking Potter, and it is the end of 5th year… what idiot begins a game at this point? I followed the conversation between Fudge and Dumbledore, they followed canon to the letter, so I got my first Portkey experience when the fossil slapped one on me.

I arrived in the Headmaster's Office, I still could not control my character, it must be a bug of some kind. Then I slowly began to remember… I was dying, I lay in a Hospital bed kicking my imaginary bucket.

How come am I in a malfunctioning Character? Puppet? Person? Am I being possessed? The Harry-Character waited, slowly I began to sense the emotions of the Character. Ah! The game must be synchronizing slowly, if this is a game though, I clearly remember dying. This could be anything.

The Merlin wannabee came out of the fireplace, and I witnessed the conversation. Aha! This is the prequel of the game, the setting of the story. I have to listen carefully.

Yes! The settings are from the books, I like that, those movies are a poor excuse compared to the books in my humble opinion. I still can't move a muscle though, it is starting to worry me, I Isekaid in a broken game? This is Hell? It is sure as fuck not Heaven.