Trust the Force Harry! By Fvdv123

Chapter 9

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., I can't call myself an author, usually I start typing some bullshit, and hope that it makes some sense at the end of the chapter. The puppets and the scene are still yours, the typing I do for free.

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Eventually, I had to go to my hideout when the snogging and light groping began. Well, he got some of it at last, Harry needed a clean boxer when the girls left.

He started to hear an annoying hum when he is kissing Susan and Hannah. He hoped it was not a side effect from the Force.

9 The life of Albus 101.

Hmm? Padawan can hear me hum? That is all kinds of bad news! The moment he hears my voice he will try to get me evicted, even use a spoon to spoon me out of his brain if he has to.

I took stock of the mindscape I created to retreat when he starts snogging and started to improve my… home? I better not think too hard about my situation.

Well, first my room, a nice modern setup will do, meaning one of those big lazy chairs. You know the ones with the vibrating option, cup holder, it can recline, and supports for the feet? I always wanted one of those. Now I have one! Next is a big viewscreen on a wall, the movie's kind size, connected to the eyes of Padawan. Surround sound of course and a connection to his senses.

Now the important parts, the view screen gets an R13 rating, meaning the moment Harry starts snogging, it changes to memories of Voldy's travels. He did see a lot of the world after all.

The sound gets disconnected too. All are connected to Padawan's emotions, hormones, and brain activity. In other words a naughty action filter.

Bloody Hell! I forgot the most important part! A holder for my imaginary Popcorn! We can't forget about the small things that make the afterlife bearable after all.

Xxxxx

Harry woke up with his letter

Young Padawan,

You did well yesterday. It will lead your life in a better direction.

I can answer some of the questions about the motivations for Dumbledore's crimes.

It starts with his baby sister, at six years old, some young muggle boys witnessed her doing accidental magic, and tried to beat the devil out of the girl. It caused the girl to become an Obscuros. Dad went to Askaban for punishing the boy's, and mum died a few years later when Ariana lost control of her Magic.

That put the freshly, with record grades, graduated from Hogwarts, Albus Wulfric Dumbledore in charge of the household. Instead of traveling the world and amaze its leaders with his brilliance, he had to stay home and take care of his little sister. He started to study and publish papers from home, neglecting his sister and letting his little brother do the work... Until the little brother had to leave for school.

It got worse when a boy moved in next door with his aunt, he got kicked out of Durmstrang for using too much dark Magic. Coming from Durmstrang that says a lot. Meet Geller Grindelwald! Highly intelligent, charming, and homosexual just like Albus.