Trust the Force Harry! By Fvdv123

Chapter 2

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., Did you know dying to be a Self Insert is hard? You can't die the boring way, nobody want's to read that, too much drama and gore scares them off too… Dying funny? How do you do that? Meh, I'll start my stories with it anyway, for free even.

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My name?

My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Stay safe young Padawan, may the Force be with you.

2 The train ride home…

Al morning Harry pondered on my questions, especially on the way I put the blame of all his hardships at the Dursleys on the headmaster.

The line: Dumbledore had Mrs. Figs watching you all those years, he knew about the cupboard and beatings you got. Why did he allow that? Kept spinning through his mind, why did Dumbledore allow that?

He recalled Dumbledore saying: "I explained it to your aunt with a letter I left with you on her doorstep." So he didn't even talk to his aunt, just a letter with hey, your sister the witch got killed, and here is her son.

Harry tried to imagine what he would do if he was in Dumbledore's place, would he drop a baby with a letter at someone's doorstep? Even when he knows they hate the baby's parents? Parents that are supposed to be in your Order of the Phoenix and died fighting your war?

He said Voldemort could not touch him there… Voldemort was a bloody ghost for more than ten years! The house was protected against Voldemort, but not against the rest of the country. He was not protected from his relatives… he knew he was going to be treated badly!

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I witnessed Harry getting his own conclusions, Dumbledore's actions? I blame J.K. Rowling for it. She wrote it as a children's story, so the boy had to be some kind of male Cinderella, instead of an evil stepmother he got an evil aunt.

The MC needs to be pitied and overcome hardships to be likable… I am in the bloody books right now? Is this Hell? You cheated on your wife! Ten years as Harry fucking Potter? Hey! I never cheated on my wife! Alright! I dreamed about it, fantasized about it, but that puts everyone's husband in Hell.

No ladies! No comments on that or did you forget Brad fucking Pit? I remembered my wife drooling when she watched one of his movies… agreed, Angela Jolie was a marvelous eye candy too. Who are the hotties today? Meh who cares, I kicked my bucket so no more drooling.

Focus on the boy ass hole… now I am cursing myself? This must be Hell after all.

Now Harry is wondering if he is going to tell his friends about his mysterious pen-pall.

WTF? He doesn't know who Obi-Wan-Kenobi is? Or what a Padawan is? Sacrilegious! He doesn't know about the Force!

I searched the boy's memory, fuck! He never went to see the movie, worse, he never saw a movie at all. When the Dursleys watched movies on TV, the moment it was about magic they changed the channel. Dudley had some games about Star Wars, but Harry wasn't allowed to play with them.

Crap, this sucks, I thought claiming to be a Jedi Ghost he will follow me like a lost puppy as he does with Dumbledore or his friends right now.