That's not very sigma - Brainrotted Crossover Modern AU Episode: 2

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A/N This is a continuation of Episode 1 (obviously).  There will only be a slight overlap between the two cause my poor thumbs cannot handle rewriting Episode 1 in another perspective 😭

TW: Suicide and Sex scene (this is a joke for those who don't get the reference; I am NOT writing either💀)

Third Person:

"I'm Gilly! That's Ollie! And that's Logan!" She points as she names everyone and then they all keep walking. The five stay silent, watching them leave, before it's surprisingly Sasha who breaks the silence, "I think that short one was cute." "WHAT! HIM!? You have to be joking Sasha," Raina says as she grabs her by the shoulders. "Wow, I see how it is Sasha. He literally just hit me in the head but it's fine cause he's cute, right?" Clarissa humphs and crosses her arms. Sasha looks between them, then roll her eyes, "Not that short one. Obviously not him. Logan. Now could you let go of me?" Raina takes her hands off Sasha and steps away with a "sorry".

"Guys, I don't know what's going on, but I think I'm having heat stroke," Heath says, his hands on his very red cheeks. In fact, his whole face is red and he hasn't looked away from Devin. "Ooooo~ Does the Heathcliff White have a crush? And on a random American girl no less," Jax says as he elbows Heath with a teasing smile. "Shut it." Heat takes his eyes of his totally not crush to glare at Jax. "UGH. Really!?! Her!?! She's a complete arse," Clarissa practically snarls. Her hands are on her hips, which are jutting to one side dramatically. "Can we just get on with the stupid posts and not talk about Devin anymore!? Please and thank you."

∆∆∆∆∆ Time skip (30 minutes) ∆∆∆∆∆

They had finally meeten their contractual obligations and could now do basically whatever they wanted. The three girls went to go find some cold drinks. Luckily for Heath, it seemed Clarissa was too preoccupied with the outrageous heat to try and give him a kiss on the cheek when she left -as she got some reason always did. Heath slings an arm around Jax's shoulders, "Heyyyy Jax. Looks like it's just us. Do you wanna come with me to go return the frisbee they left here?"

"You just wanna see Devin again, don't you?" "Shut. It. Are you in or out?" Jax sighs and rolls his eyes, trying to seem annoyed, but he's smiling. "I guess." "Don't give me that attitude. I saw how you were looking at the brunette-" "Gilly" "-yeah, her. See how fast you said her name? Maybe Cupid hit both of us today mate." "Whatever. I was just staring at her purple hair streak." "Sure you were. Keep telling yourself that, Jaxy boy." Jax smacks Heath in the head and the both laugh.

The two boys walked in the direction they saw the other teens leave. Their setups were too far apart with too many people between them to see each other from the distance so they were just living on a prayer at this point. "Oh! I think that's Logan and Ollie; but where's Devin and Gilly? Who are those other two?" "Why don't you go ask them that and not me?"

Heath speedwalks up to the group with Jax on his heels. "Excuse me! Terribly sorry to interrupt, but you left your frisbee with us," Heath tells Ollie as he lightly tosses it to him. It barely makes it in arms length of Ollie. "Say, I don't recognize you two, and where is Devin?" "And Gilly," Jax adds in when Heath forgets her in his quest for the blonde girl. "Jack Spriggins, at your service. I just got here." He gives them a little wave from his seat. "Kayla. I also just got here." She also gives them a little wave but it comes across a lot more awkward. "Devin and Gilly went to the skate park. Why?" Jack looks the two strangers up and down, clearly sizing them up. He definitely couldn't take either of them in a fight.

"We just would like to talk to them more. They seem pretty chill compared to other teens we've ran into while staying here. And they don't know who we are, which is a major plus." Jax was definitely less anxious than Heath and had always been good at smooth talking when needed. "Uh huh. Are people supposed to know you?" "No, not at all! I'm actually really happy you guys don't seem to. I'm not fond of the attention that comes with being famous." "Now could you please help a mate out and point us in the direction of the skate park?" Heath was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet with nerves. The sight was testing Jax's ability to stay straight faced. Heath. His best friend Heathcliff White. The teenaged heartthrob who could and did make a girl faint from his face alone being anxious to see a girl? It was almost endearing in a way.

Jack points to his right via his thumb. "It's not a very big skate park but you'll know it when you see it." Heath speeds off with a hurried "Thanks mate!", leaving Jax in his dust. Jax has to jog to catch back up then forces Heath to walk at a normal pace and take deep breaths. They had to weave through the crowd for so long they started thinking that Jack had told them the wrong direction on purpose; but eventually the crowd thinned and they could see the skate park only 20 or so feet away (about 6.1 Redcoat units). Although happy to finally make it to their destination and, they were not happy to see what was going on.

These two, very tall and menacing, twins were bullying Gilly and Devin was no where to be seen. The boy was holding Gilly's skateboard over his head and clearly out of her reach while the girl made snide and crude remarks.

"C'mon, Cobbler! Can't you reach your board? I thought your daddy would've made shoes to make you taller by now."

"First of all: I'm 5'6, -which is above average height for girls- you two just so happen to live in the clouds and your house is only reachable via beanstalk. Second of all: Keep my dad out of your vampire-killing mouth!"

"Vampire-killing? That doesn't even make sense Cobbler."

"If I have to explain an insult to you, that says more about your intelligence than my words."

Jax and Heath couldn't tell if they should intervene or not. It was clear Gilly was at a disadvantage. Not only was it a 2v1, but Gilly was shorter than both by a lot, since both were built like they could be starters for the NBA and they seriously questioned inserting themselves. Just then, the answer come from the heavens before either could step in. Well, not exactly the heavens. Devin had finally decided to show up, roller skating off a ramp and absolutely WWE slamming into the girl. Gilly took this time to kick the boy swiftly in the shin to make him drop her board. All Jax and Heath could do was watch at this point, as it was clear the two girls were more than capable to deal with the bullies.

"Fuck you Hansel and Gretel! Stay away from Gilly! &¢*?#%$!@-" Devin let out a long string if curses while the twins ran from them. Gilly checked over her board for any damage as the two boys approached, more gobsmacked and infatuated than they had ever been in their 16 years of existence.

"That was so cool," Heath blurts out, his palms sweating from "the heat". "Huh? Oh, thanks. That happens a lot unfortunately. Our friend group is a bully magent for some reason. Damn pricks." It's taking everything in Devin to not start swearing again and she is clearly still pissed by the interaction. "Why are you guys over here? I don't see a singular wheel between the two of you," Gilly says, skeptically. She tucks her board under her arm and raises an eyebrow at the boys. Jax talked for the two of them, as Heath definitely couldn't be trusted to. "We just needed space from the crowd. Gets kinda stuffy with all those people in one area. Is your skateboard okay?"

"Tis but a scratch. It's been through worse," Gilly says with a shrug.

∆∆∆∆∆ Time skip ∆∆∆∆∆

It was a few hours later, right before the big firework show. All the teens had decided to combine their blankets and all sit together as one big group. Contrary to what you might think, there were no duos in this group. Everyone talked to everyone and everyone laughed at everyone.

Well, not quite everyone.

Clarissa had abandoned Raina and Sasha earlier when they had gone to get something to cool down with. She had gone to join a group of guys and currently sat with them, shamelessly flirting (as usual) with every single one in front of their girlfriends.

This only helped the other teens because they sure as hell did not want her hanging out with them and putting a damper on the mood. They all had a blast (pun intended) watching the fireworks show and had a great time all around

❤️🤍💙🎆<3 (I'm so sorry the end is rushed. I've had terrible writer's block for this oneshot and just need to move on.)

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