MY VERY OWN FTRS/RAR ONESHOT BOOK

That's not very sigma - Brainrotted Crossover Modern AU Episode: 1

A/N I may or may not just be making this AU so I can make 1,000,000+ references that I wouldn't get to in any Enchantasia AU 😁😋 This is going to be very brainrot so prepare (and if you get most of the references ILY POOKIE <3)

Third Person POV:

America, land of the free, home of the brave. Eagle country of you will. Of course the four teens had some pride in living in their country, -most do for the place they live in- but they never just went around going RAH RAH AMERICA CAAAAAAAW.

But today was different.

Today was the 4th of July.

And even the least prideful American celebrated like their tea was getting taxed.

Enchantasia Park always had a big barbecue every year on the 4th and it was a HUGE event. The event was open to all and almost all went.

And BOY did they go all out.

"For the last time, just because you're on aux DOES NOT MEAN you can play the national anthem over and over!" Gilly was getting incredibly frustrated with Devin, who sat in the passenger seat.

"It's freedom day Gills, ya gotta celebrate." Devin always went all out, a cowboy hat, American flag sunglasses, jean shorts, and a white tank top with the American flag on it. Even now, living in a big city, Devin was a Southern gal through and through.

"I'm not taking sides or anything, Dev, but Gilly is right. Please just play something else." Logan and Devin had known each other their whole lives. They were the only two families around each other for miles back in the rural countryside, so it was only natural Logan and Devin had been best friends for forever. Luckily, their dads both got jobs at the same company, so both families moved to California together.

Ollie had just been singing along loudly the whole time (because of course he was) but finally decided to join in the debate. "You should play some Silly Songs with Larry!"

There was a collective cheer in the car and Devin started playing The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything and they just vibed the whole rest of the way to the park.

Gilly parked her dad's 2020 Chevy Silverado and they all collected the stuff for the picnic before heading out into the park. It was a big park, but so many people had already arrived that it was hard to find an open spot to sit. It was basically just a big, closed off feild of grass. Luckily, it was just the four of them this year so they didn't need a bunch of space.

No one actually quite knew where the fireworks were set up -as it was changed every year- so it was hard to know if you were close or not. They all wanted to be close enough to see, but far away enough they weren't overhead, so people spread out across the park according to their predictions. The quartet found an open spot more towards the center of the park and laid out their blanket, claiming the spot way faster than the gods claim their kids.

"Aww man! There's no space at all! Now the frisbee is useless," Ollie said dejectedly. His favorite thing in the park to do was throw around a frisbee. "I'm sure if we go closer to the edge we'll find an open area. C'mon." Gilly got up and stretched while Ollie grabbed the frisbee and they walked off, leaving Devin and Logan to hold down the fort and make it so no one stole their spot.

As they walked, the two sang Sincerely, Me like the theater kids they were. They eventually found a strip of grass clear enough to throw the frisbee. Gilly was a fine thrower, being able to at least get it to her target. Ollie on the other hand? This was a talent of his. Being good with the flick of the wrist needed to throw well came with being an illusionist. Well, that's what he called it so he wouldn't get in trouble for making people's stuff magically disappear from their pockets into his.