You Can't Have the Light Without the Dark

Chapter 9: Pieces of a Puzzle

Big Booty Bitches.

Perfection.

The variety of poses, outfits (or lack thereof), lighting, and models utilized in that magazine were absolutely immaculate.

A 10/10 if Mineta says so himself.

Actually said purple headed boy was currently descending down the elevator to retrieve that very porno. Two weeks ago he had so graciously lent it to Kaminari and the blonde has yet to return it.

So this man, err- teen, err- boy was on a mission: to get back that magazine.

He wasn't mad per se, he understood the power and appeal that said porno encompassed. But right now he was itching for the sweet sweet release that could only be acquired by flipping through the beautiful pages of Big Booty Bitches . And technically it was rightfully his, so he saw no problem in taking it back. As the elevator door opened and was accompanied by a light ding , Mineta scurried towards Kaminari's door and knocked.

He waited for a few seconds and... nothing.

The purple boy was only met with silence. Mineta tried again, hoping for any kind of response, but soon realized that Kaminari just wasn't in his dorm.

The boy rolled his eyes, "Ugh, how annoying."

The blonde was probably working out with Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero, and the body goddess Ashido. Mineta reached up to twist the doorknob but it only jiggled in place.

Damn, the door was locked too.

Now Mineta may have been troubled that only a door blocked him from reuniting with his beloved. He could've ran off and cried in some girl's boobs but he was stronger than that, he was better than that (kind of). This boy had already prepared for this unlucky turn of events and reached into his pocket to whip out his spare key to Kaminari's bedroom.

Now as to why Mineta had a spare key, well the purple balled boy didn't really know why himself. Weirdly, when the class first moved into the dorms Kaminari had given him, and some other choice classmates, a spare key to his room and specified that it was only to be used for emergencies. So far nobody ever had to use the spares and the blonde never specified what specifically constituted an emergency, but regardless Mineta figured his dire situation was eligible.

Truth be told, Mineta himself had an open-door policy for all guys, gals, or nonbinary pals, though oddly none of the females ever showed up, who wanted to borrow his pornos. He even went as far as to give out his free porno expertise.

In the end though, just a few classmates took him up on the offer and Kaminari was his only returning customer. The blonde even went so far as to welcome himself into Mineta's room to pick up a magazine or two when the latter was out. Thus this teen felt he was granted the same courtesy.

So the purple headed boy used his handy dandy key to unlock the door. He flicked on the lights and silently tip-toed inside trying not to disturb the "organized" mess that was Kaminari's room. How the blonde functioned in such a disorderly atmosphere was beyond Mineta, he himself had all his pornos alphabetically organized and in pristine condition. Cause damn, it was getting harder and harder to get physical magazines in this growing digital age.

Kaminari's room was littered with clothes, books, games, tissues ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and junk food. For lack of better words the room was repulsing. Looking at the chaos in front of him Mineta was disgusted by the disrespect Kaminari was giving his belongings. He was further terrified at the idea that his Big Booty Bitches magazine could be stained, crinkled, or god forbid, torn . This porno was only ever released to the dedicated patrons of Br ass ers Co., which Mineta obviously was, and was thus extremely hard to come by.