Imp crew: what?!
Kendrick: I said that I want y'all to take me to hell so I can kill the guy who put a hit on me.
Blitzo: sorry doc. But can't do that.
Kendrick: the name is Kendrick. I mean I do have a medical degree plus 15 more. But call me Kendrick.
Blitzo: ok (rolla eyes). sorry Kendrick can't do that.
Kendrick: why?
Maxibe: your a human. Technically your not suppose to see us. Or if someone does see us we kill because there a hit.
Kendrick: well I guess I'm the first you can't kill. Look if you take me to hell and let me kill the demon who put a hit out on me. You get to keep the money he gave you plus he won't be able to tell anyway about how you couldn't kill one human.
Millie: your not a regular human though you open portals and can detect weak points.
Loona: plus strong enough to lift mountains.
Maxine: immeasurable speed.
Blitzo: and can predict moves.
Kendrick: (chuckles) yeah I can.
Millie: We cant take you down to hell.
Loona: (leaning against the wall, arms crossed) And what makes you think we want to take you down to Hell? You might be powerful, but we don’t really like playing the role of your personal taxi service.
Millie sits upright, stretching. Maxine lies back, clearly still recovering but listening intently.
Millie: (enthusiastically) Well, I mean, it might be fun to see Hell, but you know those demons are no joke. They’ll eat you alive down there, Kendrick!
Kendrick: (looking around the room) I appreciate the concern, really, but I’m not going down there to make friends. There’s a demon named... what was it? Oh right, 'Drek'—who put out a hit out on me. He thinks he can challenge me? I need that kind of intel, and you four know the terrain.
Blitzo: how you know his name?
Kendrick: you kept saying it when you were unconscious. It was weird. So we'll y'all take me to hell to kill the guy?
Blitzo: still no.
Kendrick: ok I'll go myself then.
Kendrick then snaps his fingers and opens a portal to hell.
Kendrick: well you guys can stay here or leave. Don't really care. Peace.
He walks through the portal and it closes.
Maxine: oh my Satan Sir. A human just entered hell. What are we gonna do?
Blitzo: oh chill Maxine. No one will even see Kendrick.
Meanwhile in hell
Kendrick is walking the streets of hell and everyone is looking at him with widen eyes, jaws dropped, and phones out pointing at him.
Kendrick: the fuck is everyone looking at?
Back in the lab
Maxine: but what if he finds drek and kills him.
Blitzo: how he gonna find him? He doesn't know what he looks like or where he lives.
Back in hell
Kendrick: ok gonna need to do a scan if I'm gonna find this guy.
He raises his risk.
Kendrick: Roxi I'm gonna need you to do a scan all throughout hell and collect all the data on everyone and everything.
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Hell's metahuman
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