Hell's metahuman

spring broken

[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]

Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing.

Maxine covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

Kendrick has his airpods in while playing his switch.]

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… ♫

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

[Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".]

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life”, do ya?!

[Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]