(___): Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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Luffy, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
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Nami: Sanji annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Usopp: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Nami: But there is something special about watching the colour leave their face as panic takes over.
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Usopp: Luffy isn't talking to me.
(___): Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Black Beard: (___), I sense hostility.
(___): Good, because I hate you.
(___) Then proceed to stab Black Beard causing a fight to break out between the to.
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(___): Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Ace: It was autocorrect.
(___): Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Ace: Yes.
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Luffy: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Everyone: *looks of disappointment*
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Shanks: I am a responsible adult!
(___): *raises brow* HAH!!! Ya right.
Shanks: I am an adult.
(___): No. No, you're not.
Shanks: ...Rude...
Red hair crew: *laughing*
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(___): .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Kidd: What's that?
(___): Remorse code.
Kidd: I'm even angrier now!!
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(___): You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Kidd: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Killer: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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(___): You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
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The shadow
FanfictionWhen a girl dies and is reincarnated as Rayleigh's daughter and friend of the asl trio. female reader P.s. You have Gojo's powers and extra. Luffy: 7 | Sabo: 10 | Ace: 10 | (___): 11 Some characters aged down/up I do not own any art/pictures/ect. u...
