You are a wanderer (Technoblade x reader)

Beginning

You are a wanderer. You can't understand why you are here but you are here. Your knees begin to quiver as you enter the palace for the first time. But you find the space welcoming eventually, but never enough to let your guard down. You soon learn your timing couldn't have been worse. There was going to be a great ball for all the neighboring kingdoms and apparently a certain someone had the eyes of all the ladies.

"They say he's taller than the King!"

"He's devilishly handsome by all accounts."

"Did you hear he is the King's closest advisor and confidante??"

"I've heard he is called the Bloodgod. Doesn't that send shivers up your spine?"

"They say he has pink hair and crimson eyes. Is that actually true??"

"Yes, I've seen him once while he was sparring with Prince Wilbur. He is the handsomest man I have ever seen." But Prince Wilbur too, apparently, had a massive group of fans.

"Brown hair..."

"Eyes the color of wood..."

"He's even taller than the Bloodgod!"

"And hotter than anyone I've ever met. Phew! He makes me sweat!!"

You groaned inwardly. Of course, I came just in time for this! Uugh! So, you stay in your chamber away from the other girls. Finally however, you get bored of your room and head for the gardens. You hope to see the person who invited you here. Has she changed much? You wonder.

"Y/n, is that you?" A voice asks from behind you.

You whip around at once. "Kristin!" Since you were very young, you lived in a training school for girls, but you haven't seen her since her wedding 20 years ago. You race over and hug her. She hugs you back, clearly pleased to see you.

"How have you been these past couple of years?" She asks you.

"I've been keeping along nicely, you know, serving here a year, there a year and so on."

"Well, I hope you stay here. I've missed you lots."

"Me too." A pause and you break the silence. "What's all this hoopla about this ball thing?"

"Oh." Her face immediately turns sober. "You've heard the girls chattering I'll bet?"

You nod.

Choice:

1: "They are major simps. Major Simps."

2: A pause reigns for a moment. "Who is that guy anyway? Called Bloodgod?"

3: "But Mumza, why did this have to happen now in the first place!!"