[inspired by the ThePandaRedd]
Jason: Oh my god you F*cking traiter!
Stephanie: oh come on Jason it's not that bad!
Jason: not that bad?! I can't believe I even trusted you!
Stephanie: seriously, this changes nothing!
Jason: this changes absolutely everything!
Duke walks in and is confused by the commotion
Duke: hey guys uh, what's going on I heard some yelling?
Jason: what'a going on is that Stephanie has no f*cking loyalty
Stephanie: oh don't listen to him he's overreacting
Duke: uh ok, J-Jason wh-what happened, what's going on?
Jason: Overreacting--oh ok I'm overreacting, you wanna know what I walked into her listening to
Duke looks towards Stephanie, then towards Jason in realization
Duke: Noooo
Jason:...2pac
Duke gasps in shock and looks towards stephanie in horror
Stephanie: oh not you too!
Duke: stephanie we are the three Gotham natives in this house we are Eastside till we die!
Jason: Absolutely, then we are Eastside after that!
Duke and Jason high five eachother in pride
Duke: Hell yeah
Stephanie: I have enough hometown as either of you, but come on it's just music!
Y/n does quick 180 at stephanie with anger on his face
Y/n: You take that f*cking back right now stephanie!!
Stephanie: God... f*cking damn it Y/n!
Duke: did she say that it's just music?
Jason: Holy shit, do not f*ck around and make me give you the Tim Drake special Stephanie
Tim looks up at the mention of his name as he takes one of his headphones out
Tim: uh sorry what's that, I vagually heard my name what's happening?
Stephanie: uh don't worry about it, Jason's just making a veil threat that he's gonna hit me in the chest with a baterang and entrail the walls with my bood
Tim: oh shit, is it thursday already?
Y/n: It's about to be F*cking monday if Stephanie doesn't take back what she said!
Tim: oh shit you managed to piss of Y/n, the f*ck you do?
Jason: and what are you listening to? I need to make sure everyone in this house isn't a F*cking traiter!
Tim looks around before looking down at his phone which said "12 hours of Brown Layered Noise" before looking back up, Stephanie has a face that said "Well?"
Tim: (clicks tounge) Biggie--Big papa actually, go Knights.
Jason: Ha, I fucking knew it!
Jason and Tim High five eachother
Tim: Damn straight
Stephanie: Tim I have lived with you, I know for a goddamn fact you are playing 12 hours brown noise over there
Y/n: Yeah Tim I've been on patrol with you long enough to know that you have weird ass taste in music
Tim: ok first of all how dare you
Damian: I swear you are all children, why don't you all listen to something that will actually help you later in life, like Beathoven or Mozart?
Y/n: Goddamn you are boring as f*ck
Damian: at least I don't constantly listen to Hardrock music like an Edgelord
Y/n: it is a coping mechanism you little Brat AND YOU F*CKING KNOW IT!!!!
Jason: Yeah Shut the fuck up Grandpa, nobody asked your Benjamin button ass
Duke: how do you know who benjamin button is?
Jason: Tim's been helping me catch up on all the movies that I missed when I was dead
Duke: and you started with Benjamin Button?
Tim: I thought he could relate to a 45 year old when he was 20
Jason: Yeah--Hey!
Dick: hey guys guys can we calm down, everyone has different music taste that's perfectly okay!
Jason: oh of course you'd f*cking say that RICHARD, I watched you train for 30 minutes yesterday listening to the clean version of the top 40 playlist
Y/n: You F*cking what!?
Dick: it is a curated playlist, I didn't create it, it is a pop super easy to do Gymnastics move--I DIDN'T F*CKING CREATE IT
As everyone is yelling inside the room Alfred looks on with a "Hmph"
Alfred: Children.
Alfrez then puts on his Headphones listening to Metal music as he cleans the floor with a Vacuum
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