Andez slaps himself in the face
"Could he have not used The front door?"
Andez pauses, kneeling down to grab some of the glass shards.
"And it was a bloody good window as well.."
He groans. Why is there always something stupid happening to him? Can't someone else hold the responsibility of the everlasting stupidity and sheer bad luck he obtained?
Or did life just hate him? These were questions that often bothered Andez. Or maybe his mind is too feeble to tell any better.
He carefully touches a shard of glass, picking it up from the corner.
After he had gathered all the scattered shards, (after what felt like an eternity.)
He then stands up, and dumps the shards in the bin.He then walks back into the living room, to stare at the mess of mud on the floor. His window? broken. his painting? Stolen, along with his, ahem, special jar, From one of his family functions. He can't remember which, he was usually asleep the whole time due to pure boredom. He hated family gatherings.
He groans. He was tired, his eyes heavy, but he couldn't go to sleep with a giant hole in his window! Someone else could just jump right in! But all the repair places were shut at the time, just his luck.
"Really? How am i supposed to sleep now?!"
Small droplets of water begin to cluster on his windowsill.
"Aaaaand it's still raining."
It indeed was still raining, and fast. If Andez didn't find a solution to the literal gaping hole in his window, his house would be soaked. Not to mention the lightning that had just begun to brew.
"What's gonna happen next? Get struck by lightning?"
Andez pauses.
"knowing my luck the chance is extremely thick."
He scans the room for something he could use to board up his window for the night. A Canvas? Easily breakable. Someone could punch a hole through: easy. Then what about this cardboard? No. No no no. Nevermind. It will just get soggy and it won't be of much use.
Andez sighs.
"Whelp, Samsung Smart Fridge™ it is."
And he desperately tries to tug his Samsung Smart Fridge™ out of the kitchen.
"just.. a little.. further-";
Tut tut. Rookie mistake Andez. Because at that moment, the Samsung Smart Fridge ™ toppled over and dented the floor. The screen had smashed.
"... Plan D.. i guess?.."
So now, he had first off, been soaked in the rain, then someone had broken in and entered his house. Then they had stolen his Crystal Jar, and painting. Broken his fucking window, and now it's pouring it down inside his house, and he had just broke his own Samsung Smart fridge™.
Andez groans and rubs his eyes. He's too tired to stay up, but can't sleep because he is risking the Chance of being robbed, a second time.
So he slept, sat on a chair near the window. A bit of a risky Choice, but his eyes were practically trying to glue themselves shut, so there's no point resisting.
At long last, sun arrives and he groans, the rays or light are too bright for his eyes.
So, he shifts and sits upward. And, as expected, his window was still broken.He sighs, and then picks up his phone, opening Google and scrolling to try and find a repair service.
"Hmm, that one's shit, shit, shiiit, hmm, maybe shit. Shit, very shit, kinda shit, hmm,"
He says as he scrolls endlessly looking.
"ah! Let's see here.."
He spots a repair service that was highly recommended, and had good reviews.
"This will do."
And so he calls the number.
*beep..* *beep..* *beep..*
He presses the phone to his ear, waiting for someone to pick up the phone.
*beep..* *beep..* *beep..*
*click.*
The phone had been picked up, and a man's voice replies from the phone.
"Hello?"
Andez is relieved that something actually works out for him once. He swiftly replies.
"Ah, yes? You see, there's a smash in my window.. I'm gonna need it fixing.. please?"
The man on the other side hums, to show he heard what Andez had said.
"Mhm, it will take us about a month to gather the equipment, so we'll get it all set and running on the 21st, next month sir."
Andez's jaw drops, and before he has time to argue with the man, the call is hung up.
"You're.. joking."
He groans.
"A month.. ONE WHOLE MONTH?! I can't sleep with a gaping hole in my window for an entire 4 weeks!? I need it fixing now! NOW!"
He lets out a loud groan, in anger and disappointment. He really thought something would go right for him in his life.
But with Andez, you can expect anything to go wrong. Like the time he went on a date, and the woman he went with, literally fucking dropped dead on the table, her head smushing into the spaghetti.
Truly, It's said Andez's life is nothing but hell for him. He hasn't had anything go right for him, since birth. Hell, maybe even his parents were cursed with him.
All of a sudden, there is a *ding-dong* from the front door.
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Just his luck.
HumorAndez, a British (Spanish parents and heritage) Man, returns home from a rainy walk, only to discover his house had been broken into. with not enough money to fix the damage, he is forced to go with the man who caused the mess to Vegas, and Make mo...