2. Pain for the Brain

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New Chapter...Yay!  :)

This chapter is already going to be a little bit different than what I've said was going to be in here.  Just remember that this is a totally changing book thingy.  I put what I want in it and this is what I want to put in it.  Just remember to keep asking questions and suggesting books and doing whatever it is that you've been doing! (If you haven't done anything...get busy!!!!)

For this chapter I'm just going to write down some jokes (that I'm sure you've all heard before).  Answer in the comments and try not to read other people's answers before you comment.  The answers will be in the next chapter.

Like I just said...these jokes...or maybe they're riddles, or brain teasers...are pretty popular and probably lame.  I'm sure you've heard them, but if you haven't...answer anyway and let's see how creative ya'll are.

P.S. Pretend like you're enjoying yourself....for me :)

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1. Does Britain have a 4th of July?

2. An airplane travels across the border of Mexico and the United States, If the plane crashes on the border, where do you bury the survivors?

3. How many months have 28 days in them

4. How many animals did Moses take onto the ark?

5. How much soil is there in a hole measuring 1 ft. by 1 ft. by 1 ft.?

6. What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

7. You are in a cold house in the winter.  It is dark.  You have one match.  There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.  Which do you light first?

8. What is it that gets wetter when it dries?

9. What is special about the following sequence of numbers? 8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0

10. A rooster lays an egg at the very top of a slanted roof.  Which side is the egg going to roll off on?

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Ok everyone!  Those are the questions.  Like I said before...the answers are in the next chapter.  Go ahead and answer all the questions WITHOUT looking up the answers!  Let's be honest.  :)

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