Forced to be Naruto? By fvdv123

Chapter 1

Disclaimer:

To the Dudes that own Naruto, don't panic, I'll just use him for a bit. If he is mentally traumatized after that… Not my fault! Ask Mrs. J.K., I had her for several spins, for free even!… that sounded so wrong…

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This is the ending from my previous Fan Fic, the Star Wars one:

Can you believe I woke up to the noise of a screaming baby? Worse! That bloody baby is me! Fucking Peverell lied to me! Star Wars was the last world I would be in! I focused on the faces before me… Bloody Fuck? I am so dead… I am in one of the shittiest worlds imaginable, I am in Fucking Naruto!

1 Baby boo boos.

I looked around, the third Hokage, some Anbu, and my dead parents… crap, I am Foxboy! Son of a bitch! I don't understand a word of what they are saying, it is bloody Japanese to me… it IS bloody Japanese!

I am whisker boy, Mum and Dad sealed that fox in me and their reward is that their son is going to be treated like shit for more than a decade. Fucking hell not on my watch! If they think I am going to let them get away with this... They probably will in the first years. My only weapon for the moment is the memories of Voldemort's Magic and my ability to use it without getting caught.

You know, this world has to be something special, if you give a four or five-year-old kid an apartment and some money in our world and tell it 'There you go boy', not one of them will make it into the next month. In this world, the boy Naruto even survives all this bullshit. But, the Hero has to overcome extreme hardships, he has to go against all odds and come out on top. In other words, I am fucked until I go to the ninja academy.

What troubles me is the question that Chakra is the same as Magic or something else, if I use Magic to duplicate food into my mouth and those naffers discover it, I'll be on the dissection table before I can say Dattebayo. I survived Westeros and Star Wars by duplicating and transmuting my food into something more nutritious, if I can't do it here then I am fucked. I have to test this now.

Carefully I duplicated my saliva and swallowed it… No reaction from the old Guy or the Dude with the mask. I did another try, now I transmuted my saliva into breast milk. No comments please, I know the taste, I sucked the tits of two mothers… Damn, Mom is dead. The silver lining? It seems they can't detect my Magic, or they think the fox is throwing a tantrum inside of me.

It is time to play the hungry baby, they are flapping their lips for more than two minutes. I opened my vocals and interrupted the conversation with my cries. It shut them up alright, Anbu got me shoved in his arms and some words later that asshole... Teleported? Flickered? Anyway, it felt bloody uncomfortable and I let it known. He doesn't fool me, a dog mask with silver hair, that must be that Kakashi guy.

Dog Face delivered me to an orphanage and disappeared. In the following hours, the room got filled with babies, from newly born to two years old, I guess I have to wait until tomorrow to have my first meal, nope, I'll do my saliva trick, a bit of spit, transmute it to milk, and duplicate it four times, then swallow. It is not productive, to say the least, but I did it until my Magic reserves were low. It is better than nothing I guess. With my last Magic spell, I silenced my ears, my fellow sufferers were crying too loud.

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I woke up in the morning when someone picked me up, a female in her early twenties exposed her knockers and did some hand movements, she shoved a nipple in my mouth after that. Did they have a Jutsu to produce milk? How awesome is that! This opens so many role-playing games! Thanks for the meal… no it is Itidikamatesu or something like that, I think there is a spell to learn languages in an accelerated period of time, I'll have to search my memory for it.