Forced to be Naruto? By fvdv123

Chapter 2

Disclaimer:

The Dudes that own Naruto… good for you! The dude that writes this Fan Fiction… A poor sap, but a happy one.

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Another annoying thing is that Sandaime, the Third Hokage, I am sick of that grandfather act that he is playing, if he is really feeling granfatherish, he would take me in or let me be adopted by good people. For now, I am playing along, and being the street rat they expect me to be. But my time will come.

2 Let's Talk.

Slowly I got the bigger picture of this world, it had Magic at first until that alien woman messed around with that Chakra fruit, and Chakra overpowered Magic in this world. The clans that already had certain traits had those traits amplified, people forgot about Magic and embraced Chakra in all its facets, and ignored where their power originated from.

That in itself is stupid, Kaguya just overwrote the clan's history with her own version of it. Truth is I can't put a date on when she appeared on this planet, nor that I can put an age on her sons and grandchildren. I didn't pay that much attention to those episodes, I just viewed them to get past my boredom.

Another reason for my lack of a decent time frame is those blasted flashbacks in the anime, they reveal a lot of the histories of the countries but don't put an exact date on them. The memories I show to Kurama are a poor reflection of the real anime at best, I missed some key episodes because the ones I viewed were bootlegged from the official site and of poor quality. Yeah, I didn't want to pay to see some cartoons when they were available for free.

That they stuffed my PC with worms and viruses was something I found out afterward. That was also the time I found out about the schemes of those anti-virus programs, I remember that from when I bought a license and installed it. The first thing it did was a scan, it reported: [We fixed five viruses, and detected two thousand threads to your account, to fix this you need to upgrade your subscription.] I upgraded my subscription three times and it still found new treats that needed upgrades. It is a fucking pyramid heist… I am in bloody Naruto, why am I getting myself worked up for it anyway?

Ah, fucking Kaguya and her Zetsus, no, her clan when they are coming to harvest that Chakra fruit! But first I have to survive all the bullshit in between. There are events that I can prevent from happening, the Uchiha massacre for instance, that will set Danzo back a few years. Changing the outcome of Hinata's abduction is another, Snakeface Orochimaru muzzled is another priority.

Most of all it needs exposing Danzo and his sabotaging actions. The question is: how do I expose them? I can hardly let them see the anime like I did with Kurama, pretending to be a seer won't do either, they have some nasty guys that can lobotomize my brain to get my secrets out. I can't guarantee that my defenses will hold against them, cause my brain is only three years old.

In fact, my countermeasures are eliminating the proof of his foul play, all the orphans are well taken care of and I am a healthy boy who has a lot of goodwill from his caretakers. My only option is that I can only expose the schemes he has against his other targets.

Well, I have a year to prepare for it. It is time to learn how to unlock and use my Chakra. An Imperio at the strongest Root in the orphanage was enough to let him unlock my Chakra coils and let him report it as a natural activation due to the Fox in my belly. That increased the number of Roots that were shadowing me, although with their slave tattoo disconnected they were not that fanatically loyal anymore and skipped reporting a lot of my actions outside of the orphanage.