Forced to be Naruto? By fvdv123

Chapter 5

Disclaimer:

Naruto Dudes, you guys created an awful world to grow up in, it is a bit creepy that so many like it. Meh, I liked it too until I imagined growing up in it… ah, disclaimer, you guys all, me nothing.

Previous:

My turn came when the Rope Escape Technique was taught, it was my time to shine! A simple vanishing on the rope and I was free, I tied the little bastards up like a sausage and let them suffer for hours while I took a nap. Well, life was lighting up, it was good to be me again.

5 Life on the Academy is fun?

Yes, that rope escape technique was my main fun occupation, I started to curse my afternoons when Sensei Iruka made teams and let them hunt down a Shadow Clone and kill it. So every day you could see my clones being chased by a bunch of kids who were already oozing killer intent. They did improve a lot that way, soon they were beating their seniors up if they dared to challenge them for a spar.

I could not complain a lot, all I had to do was to improve my body and my mental skills, my clones did the rest, it is a good thing my mental barriers are strong, getting killed every day is taxing, getting the shit kicked out of you and then getting killed is maddening. Multiply it with six and you know what my life is about.

Anyway, me and Hinata? Not going to happen, dudes, neither is Ino or Sakura. Somehow they formed into a death squad specialized in hunting down 'Naru Chan's', their name for my clones. They ranked first in the kill count. They scared me senseless, each time those girls were inventing a new way to get me, even their parents got worried.

It changed when my clones were allowed to fight back. Hah, the first time I beat the shit out of those brats it felt so good, I almost pounded them in the hospital. Still, it was three to one so my clones took a lot of beatings too. The village kids were allowed to form groups of six to ten to fight my clones. Every time one of those brats saw me pass, they attacked, it got so bad that I had to hang a plaque around my neck with the words I AM THE REAL ONE!

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I did have some fun though, every time I sensed Cat San watching me I mumbled something about Dog San wanting to hump a Cat in Doggy style. I still don't get those stupid masks, how can they see properly through those tiny holes? It doesn't make sense, but nothing makes sense here, so I get my laughs where I can get them. My latest prank was doing a sticking charm on the tree that Dog Anbu was sitting on and then making a run for it. When he tried to follow he ripped his clothes from his body.

A voice transmission from Cat San said "If you do that with me I will peel the skin off your back, brat."

I said out loud: "Wait until I reach puberty, Cat San, then you have to worry about me chasing a pussy."

Why is she worried? I am only almost seven, even if I see her butt naked, I could not do anything with her. I did make her mad once when I was practicing my Transformation Jutsu and transformed into Cat San wearing a tiny bikini and cat mask before Dog Anbu. Dog Anbu almost fell out of his tree when he saw me do the sexy pose. I had to dodge her kunai for a week.

Danzo's condition got worse, he had to feed Chakra to his body to keep functioning, and it showed in his actions, he regularly visited Orochimaru to look for a cure, even Tsunade couldn't find what was wrong with Danzo and he was getting desperate. Two more years and it will have a turning point, his Chakra won't be enough to fill the gap anymore, and his body will degrade and start eating his Chakra coils.