Forced to be Naruto? By fvdv123

Chapter 3

Disclaimer:

Naruto owner Dudes, I am just messing around in your story, I haven't got a clue how this will end, but I will have fun finding out. For free of course.

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A week after this meeting, two Anbu took me to my new home, I must say that it was not a shabby apartment, the female Anbu, who was so unrecognizable with that mask and purple hair said: "Here is your new home Uzumaki san."

3 Growing up.

I smiled at her and said: "Thank you, Cat san. You know, that mask doesn't help if you have purple hair. That color is pretty by the way. Dog San is the same with his silver spiky hair. Why are you wearing masks? Is it giving some secret powers? Can you even see clearly through those little holes in that mask? Ah! It is to train your senses."

She slapped the back of my head: "You better train your own senses, brat. Now get inside the house."

I rubbed the sore spot and complained: "Hey, girls are supposed to be gentle and soft. That is what Yanaka san in our orphanage said about his girlfriend to Sakura Sama. I heard them talk about it, oh now I remember, Sakura Sama called him an idiot for believing that. So, Cat san, are you rough and hard?"

Another slap later she said: "No, but you will be bruised and bloody if you don't shut up. Now listen up, this mansion is the property of the Uzumaki clan, you are the only Uzumaki left, so this is your house. You have to maintain it and keep it clean."

I raised my hand and asked: "Cat san, you know I am only four years old, right? What idiot had the bright idea to shove me in a house and let me do... What?"

Another slap, "Let me finish, brat. Every clan will post a member here to help in the household and your training. Why didn't you try to dodge my slaps?"

I shrugged: "I know how fast the ones with the silly masks are, Cat San. Trying to avoid it is stupid. I will slap you back when I am stronger."

Cat san teased me: "Oh? When will that be? In fifty years from now? Train hard, little brat, maybe you will be able to do just that one day."

"Don't worry Yugao san, I will find you when it is time… I heard some girls liked their asses spanked. I heard Dog San mumble that the Cat needs a good spanking, was he talking about Cat San? He was reading a book, maybe it was a kitty in that book he was talking about." that will get her knickers in a twist, and Kakashi a few slaps. Women can't stand it when males are using dirty talk around kids, so for the next few years, one eye will suffer.

With a last slap to my head, she flickered away… Shunchins' away. Man, learning all those techniques is going to be a drag. I explored my new home, I suspect it was Mum's old house, the Uzumaki logo is omnipresent, it was like a painter got bored and painted that logo on every flat surface he could reach. Anyway, I call it home now.

The clans kept their word, soon the house was filled with people, servants who cleaned the rooms, some craftsmen to repair some of the damage, and some gardeners for the surrounding area. An old granny from the Nara clan came to live with me as my Housekeeper, Akira Nara, I call her granny. Some noticed my interest in books, hence Izumi Yamanaka, a middle-aged teacher, I call her Aunty, the trio is complete with a cook from Akimichi, Kamiko, another aunty, although she could count for two. All three are widows who volunteered to move in with me.