Uhm- Uhhh- Random ahh CD Peach X Ultra M oneshot cuz uhm- Fuck you I Guess

-'♡'-Lover Boy-'♡'-

In the deep dark of The Woodlands Of Lies, Coronation Day Peach wandered around aimlessly, his objective practically non-existent. His mind was as absent as his limbs when he suddenly heard rustling from the bushes nearby. Quickly turning around, he saw the familiar silhouette of a four armed figure standing in the distance. He chuckled, knowing exactly who had just approached him. "Again? You came back.... Again?" He began. "Well, of course I would, did you really think I wouldn't?" The silhouette responded back, a slight chuckle heard in his voice. "Well, I suppose I shouldn't complain, you are quite an enjoyable company." The Forest King retorted, a slight tinge of fondness could be heard in his voice. "Now, why not reveal yourself?"
The silhouette chuckled loudly before he slowly moved forward and became less obscured by the shadows. And once the silhouette was no longer hiding in the dark, the identity was finally revealed.
Ultra M.
The limbless "princess" was a bit excited at the reveal and came up to the demonic Italian, a look of happiness on his voided face. "Wow. You truly know how to keep your promises. Don't you?" Coronation Day Peach asked, tilting his head slightly and running a hand through his hair. "Why of course! I would never break one's promise. Especially if it's a promise from you~" The four armed Mario replied, leaning forward towards the other slightly. "*Sigh...* Well, I honestly don't know what answer I was expecting. Of course you'd say that." The other chuckled. "Oh c'mon now Coro. Did you really think I wouldn't come see you?" The four armed Mario asked a bit jokingly. "Hm. I don't know. It's just that you've been pretty busy lately. So I am rather surprised you kept your promise." The limbless "princess" explained. "Eh. I guess that is a reasonable assumption." The demonic Italian replied. "So, why are you here? Why did you come visit me? Surely there's a reason." The Forest King inquired, floating around the other slightly. "Ah. I simply got... Distracted and I decided to visit you. I came because I- Uhm- I just wanted to I suppose." Ultra M explained, not wanting to let the other know that the reason he was visiting was because he was a bit impatient and wanted to visit him asap. "Really? That's not a whole lot to go off of. But I'll brush that off since, well, I enjoy having you around." Coronation Day Peach said putting up his vine-like hand on his cheek. "Well. Great. So, now that we're here, should we... Hang out?" The demonic Italian asked, putting his first pair of arms behind his back. "Of course. I'd love to."
And so, the two entities walked around the Woodlands Of Lies. Taking in the sight of the.... Very rotting and decaying forest. "Huh... Well, I wasn't expecting this forest to look so... Dead." M commented, taking in his surroundings. "The forest has been decaying for a long while now, I honestly don't know what you were expecting." The other responded. "I was expecting a dead forest but with some semblance of life around here aside from you. But it seems that I'm wrong." The four armed Mario chuckled. "Ah. You shouldn't put your expectations high. This is forest is dead. Nothing beautiful comes out of the decayed and the dead." The Forest King told him, his eyes closed. "Now now. Why so pessimistic? Not everything that's decayed and dead is ugly." Ultra M told him, going slightly in front of Coronation Day Peach. "Well... I suppose you aren't wrong. There are some things that are rotten... Yet lovely." The King Of The Forest calmly replied. "Well. Can you name some of them?" The demonic Italian asked smugly. "Dead flowers, piles of dry leaves, and..." The limbless "princess" then suddenly paused at the last one. "And.....?"
"Hm. You know what? I'll tell you later."
The walk continued, and the two entities continued to venture through the forest with nothing really interesting going on. That was until they reached a peak. In which they decided to sit down at to rest, watching as the sun slowly sank downwards. "Ah... Sunsets. How lovely." The four armed Mario whispered under his breath, taking in the nice breeze and colourful site of the sun setting. "Exactly. And I feel like this one is extra special because I'm watching it with you." The Forest King told him. "Oh really? Well uhm- that uh- That's sweet." Ultra M replied back, pretending to act causal despite his stuttering and slightly reddened cheeks. "You know M.... I've noticed throughout our walk that you seem a bit... Off around me." Coronation Day Peach suddenly spoke up. "Huh? Really? How so?" The demonic Italian asked. "Whenever I give a compliment you seem to get a bit flustered. Which is odd considering the fact you don't care about them when other people compliment you. Not to mention the way you.... Malfunction when I am in close proximity to you."
"O-Oh really? Well, I don't think you should think much of them. After all, those things I've done so far have only been during this walk and solely this walk." The four armed Mario responded back, a tinge of nervousness and embarrassment in his voice. "But you seem to do it whenever I'm near you. Even before this walk I've seen you behave this way around me. I'm the only person who can make you do those things. So I have to ask... Is there something about me that makes you act like that?" The King Of The Forest suddenly got closer to the other, causing the other to blush more. "Uhm- Hey uh- You're really close- Mind backing up a bit...?" Ultra M pleaded, attempting to get some distance away from Coronation Day Peach but as he did, he suddenly felt his vine-like hands pin down his own as he slowly got closer. "C'mon... Tell me." He told him, his breath hot against his face. "I- I- uh- Okay uhm- So, remember when I said that not everything dead and decayed is ugly...? And that some dead things can be beautiful?" M started, his breathing becoming heavier to which the other nodded in agreement. "Well. I actually have an example of that in mind... You."
The Forest King blinked his eyes before he chuckled cutely. "Awww. How sweet. You know, I think you're kinda like that too." He responded. "I am...?" The other muttered in mild disbelief. "Mm hm. It's strange. In the sense that, you're a psychopath. A corrupted spirit so hell-bent on revenge that you'll kill off anyone that gets in the way. But yet... You can still show acts of benevolence. You still have the ability to be.... Nice. You're decayed and dead in the sense that you are psychotic and mad, but yet... You're beautiful when you show those acts of benevolence." Coronation Day Peach continued getting off of the other slightly. "O-Oh uhm- wow.... I didn't know you uh- thought of me that way..." The other replied, his face going mildly red. "Hehe. You can't take my compliments that well, can you? But that doesn't matter. I.... Have a few things I wanna give you before you leave."
"Hm? And what are they-" But before Ultra M could properly ask, he suddenly felt the other press his lips onto his cheeks. He couldn't speak properly, he simply just stared at the other, red and flushed. "Don't worry. There's plenty more where that came from."
One smooch session later
The two entities eventually found themselves resting against a tree. The Forest King rested against M's chest, who had multiple kiss marks on his cheeks. "Wow... That uh- that went on for a long while..." He muttered, feeling the kiss marks on his cheek. "Heh... I know....~" The other replied, smirking smugly as he looked off to the distance and saw that the sun had sunken completely into the horizon. The once beautiful sunset now replaced with the astronomical starry evening. "Hm. Seems pretty late. I think it's time you headed home." The limbless"princess" spoke up. "Huh... You're right... I should..." The four armed Mario responded. "Oh and uh- one more thing..."
The demonic Italian pulled the other closer to him, before he kisses him on the lips passionately. Unfortunately, it didn't last long as they pulled away shortly after. "Hehe. That was just... Fantastic~" Coronation Day Peach commented smugly. "Uhm- Yeah.... Well. I uh- better be on my way." Ultra M told him, getting up from the tree as he touched his cheeks and realized the kiss marks were still present. He tried to rub them off, but he couldn't. "Fuck..." He cursed under his breath. "Hey Coro..." He began, turning to the other. "Can I ask you a favor real quick?"
Later
Once the evening turned to night, M had returned back home. He opened the door slightly and went inside. He was greeted by some of the folk who lived there. Immediately, they noticed the odd inclusion of the purple scarf that conveniently covered up his whole lower face. They attempted to ask him about it but he ignored it and made it to his room. Locking the door to make sure nobody came inside. Once that was done, he changed out of his clothes and into a sleeping fit before lying down on the bed and taking off his scarf. Which revealed the kiss marks that were on his cheek. "*Sigh...* Best day ever." He said under his breath.
End (Oof I rlly hope people don't mind me writing non EXE shit oughgjghghgjg)