Dead on Arrival

Dear Parents.

Dear Parent, guardian, or caregiver,

We are happy you have chosen our school for your child to place them in the right path of life.

As you may know, Orlando School of Crime specialises in shaping juvenile offenders into proud members of the public. We pride ourselves with the knowledge that 98% of our students leave our school and never commit a crime again. Of course, some people can't be helped.

We will teach them discipline, punishment, and most importantly, we show them how life will be if they continue how they are.

We are aware that some information about our school is in public knowledge, even if we wish it not to be. So we will be as honest as possible in this letter.

Our school almost perfectly replicates A juvenile detention centre. That means the children are expected to behave as so. Gangs are formed, rivalry's and alliances are made, and we let the students, as it gives them an insight of how Prison will look for them if they don't change their act up.

It is out of our control how the students act, as there is a reason they were placed in our establishment. They students are free to do as they please, but they are fully aware that their actions have consequences.

For example, if a student gets into a fight or becomes violent, it will be taken up with our board, and we will add additional time to their enrolment.

Now, we cannot enforce this as heavily as one would hope, as students in here behave as a way to rebel. So if we give them more rules then they did even in their old schools, they would end up worse Than before.

That's why every decision about every single student is take up with a school board. And each school board is in control of their own State.

We have 5 school States

California

New York

Florida

Illinois

Michigan

As this letter comes to an end, all we can say now is that we warned you.

You signed a contract when you enrolled your child that says you will follow all of our rules and policies.

So good luck to your Child, we are sure they will need it. And me promise, your child will be an amazing human after their time here

Best Regrds,

Mr Higgins, Head Teacher Of Orlando school  of Crime.