Hazel (welcome back, Levesque! I guess the author finally decided to put you in, eh?): Super glad we haven't discovered a ship that I'm in. One that my significant other is not Frank.
Piper: Aaaand that's one many of the reasons why one of my OTPs is Frazel.
Me: *smiles* That's nice. Before we get on with today's ship, allow me to introduce to you our special guest today — Connor Stoll!! Say hi, Connor.
Connor: Hi, Connor.
Leo: *snickers*
Me: *smiles as if doing her best to pretend nothing happened and epically failing* Let's get on today's ship, shall we? Siri, do me a favor a show, the, fanart!!
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Piper: Connabeth?
Me: How'd ya know?
Piper: I'm the daughter of the love goddess, Arionna. I know different kinds of ships that involve my friends. I also know the sort of gossip that ships Annabeth with random people, even her own dagger. (Idk if there is a ship like that but meh. New ship material.)
Me: Wait, what? *gasps* HOW COME I NEVER KNEW A SHIP LIKE THAT EXISTED??!! (Probably because it doesn't.) I FEEL SO HURT!
Zeus: *appears out of nowhere* Stop being a drama queen! That is my job!
Chiron: *sighs as he runs after Zeus, chasing him* They do not pay me enough for this. *rubs hand wearily across his face, then continues to chase Zeus when the so-called 'king of the gods' storms out — and I mean that literally, 'cause thunder and lightning were practically surrounding him. And, did I mention the mini storm cloud above his head? —. Poor Chiron.*
