oct,30 2024

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Hernandez was siping his coffee at home, enjoying the start of his vacation he didn't give a damn what was going on at present as long the bosses left him be.
Moira baby, I'm going to pick up some candy with the kids tomorrow
Hernandez Moira handing out cavities nice, very nice
Moira, or maybe you enjoyed washing the egg off your car and scrubbing all that lovely graffiti on our garage
Hernandez, those kids need a boot up their
Moira, shut it they are children. You, on the other hand, are plain old grumpy it's truly amazing. I haven't tried to kill you she paused yet
smiles, be home soon
Hernandez, okay, be careful
out there .

ten minutes later
the phone rings
Hernandez state your business
static
Hernandez ass hole kids
whatever happened to ding dong ditch God, and my mother asked me why I never wanted a kid
phone rings again
Hernandez, look you little snot
call here again, and you will not enjoy consequences
he hangs up
phone rings again
Hernandez, what !
Moira, what crawled up your boxers? You hung up on me, geez
Hernandez, sorry baby, what is it
Moira, I wanted to know if I wanted steaks for dinner tomorrow
Hernandez, yeah, but what about tonight
Moira, there's still turkey meatloaf left, eat that, and stop being an asshole .
Moira hangs up
Hernandez damn she did even say, "See ya later. I'm in trouble again shit.

phone rings
Hernandez hello
you still haven't moved
but soon you will
click

there was so much static
he barely caught on to what being said
that why there's no service
from the other side.
Carrie Bryant

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