Pythor is learning the hard way, what happens when Nalia is really pissed off.
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*Nya takes the covers off of a skeleton.*
"Some villagers unearthed the remains of this Fangpyre a few miles away. It predates the Golden Age and must be hundreds of years old. Although the venom in the fangs of the Fangpyre genetically mutates human cells into reptilian ones, I've learned there could be a way to stop the effects without creating an antivenom." said Nya.
Zane and Nalia are shown taking notes while Kai is bored. Cole is drawing a picture of him fighting while Jay, sporting a new hairstyle, stares at Nya with an infatuated expression. "If one can wildly raise their heart rate, hypothetically, it could reverse the venom's effects." Her cheeks turn pink. "Resulting in... diminished, uh, excuse me, is someone wearing perfume? I'm severely allergic to perfume."
The ninjas look over at Nalia, who just looked at them, confused. "What's perfume? Is it something I can eat?"
"Heh." Jay whispers to Kai. "You told me it was men's cologne."
"Meh, I get them mixed up." Everyone but Jay, Nalia, and Nya laughs. Zane turns his humor switch off.
"Ah, looks like class is over. Time to start stomping some Serpentine before they find any Fangblades." said Cole, getting up and leaving.
"Sounds like a plan." said Kai, leaving too.
"I'm excited to join." said Zane, following the others.
"Wait for me!" Nalia quickly ran out of the room, trying to catch up with the others.
*Some time later. At the Destiny's Bounty, Jay is getting ready for the date.*
"Did I ever tell you I was the first to learn Spinjitzu? No, I mean, uh, I invented Spinjitzu. Yeah, that's it. I also invented a few other moves, like the karate double chop. Hyah!" Jay looks at his hand, which has formed green scales. "No! No, no, no. The prick from the Fangpyre fang! Oh, no. This isn't happening. No, it's nothing. It's just a rash. It'll probably just go away. You're gonna do great, Jay. This is your chance to shine. Hehe." He goes to the bridge wearing gloves.
"Whoa, where are you going, Mr. Fancy?" Cole asked.
"What is he wearing? Is it a new ninja outfit?" Nalia looked over at him, confused.
"Didn't you hear? I'm taking Nya to a nice restaurant. A really nice restaurant." said Jay.
"You might wanna change your plans. The bridge just picked up evidence of Serpentine activity over at Mega Monster Amusement Park." said Kai.
"Ooo, this is a good chance to see what an Amusement Park is." Nalia thought with a big smile.
The monitor shows a photo of Serpentine in the park.
"Hey, that's Pythor." said Jay.
Nalia narrowed her eyes when she saw Pythor on the monitor. "That motherfucker!"
"Nalia, language!" said Cole.
"Sorry." Nalia kept her eyes on the monitor, as just seeing his face made her angry.
"Pythor would not be there for fun. We believe a Fangblade may be buried underneath the park," said Zane.
"We can't let them get it! Oh, but my date..." said Jay.
"Jay, if they get all four of them, Pythor can unleash the Great Devourer. Get your priorities straight, man." said Kai.
"That bastard! I'll make him fucking tell me where Lloyd is! Whatever it takes!" Nalia's eyes were glowing in rage as a faint silhouette of a golden dragon stood in her place. But no one noticed it.
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Ninjago The Lost Deities (hiatus)
Fanfiction..::Warning::.. Swearing Violence Gore [~][~] Co-Author: @AldrinHerald and Editor: @phetiamwantip [~][~] "What is in this egg, Oyaji?" asked a person wearing a rice hat, who was holding a white and gold egg that was glowing a soft, warm golden light...
