WandaVision and Agatha All Along: Magenta Witch

On A Very Special Episode

Wanda and Vision's House, Westview 

No one POV 

Inside, Wanda paces with Tommy. Wanda said "Please, Tommy, don't you wanna sleep? Mommy wants to sleep... If you go to sleep, I promise, you will be my favorite twin!". 

Vision walks down the stairs, carrying a wailing Billy and said "Come on now, darling, you know we love them both equally." 

Wanda said "Don't tell him that! No luck with Billy?" and Vision said "Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin's "The Descent of Man" made him cry even harder." 

Vision steps towards Wanda and Vision said "Oh. Care to dance, darling?". 

Each bobbing with a baby, thеy step close togethеr. Wanda said " It's almost like we're on a date!" 

Vision said "Mm. Keep it down, lads, I was about to get my leg over." 

Wanda chuckles and said "Vis?" and Vision said "Hmm" and Wanda said " Would you mind grabbing their binkies?". 

Vision said " Oh, 'course not. Binkies all 'round, I think." 

They lay Tommy and Billy in their cribs, then Vision heads to the kitchen. Wanda eyes the twins desperately. Wanda said "Now, I know parents aren't supposed to take shortcuts, but I think this situation calls for one, don't you?". 

Both twins cry louder and Wanda said "So go to sleep, my babies" and She uses her powers on them. It doesn't work. Wanda said "And... go to sleep!". 

She tries again. They giggle. Wanda said " Well, I don't think it's very funny! Why won't you do what I want?". 

Vision said "What was that, darling?" and Vision returns with the binkies on either side of his head. Wanda said "That is not where those go!". 

Wanda pulls them out. Vision said "The noise cancelation is not their primary function?". 

Wiping off the binkies, she places them in the infants' mouths. Vision said "Ooh!" and Wanda said "Look, I think it's work--". 

The babies spit the binkies out synchronously, one hitting Vision in the chest. Wanda said "Vis?" and Vision said "Mm." 

Wanda said " What are we doing wrong" and Vision said "Oh, don't worry, dear! We'll figure it out. Perhaps we all need more time to get to know one another." 

Wanda said " Maybe. Or maybe we just need some help." 

The doorbell rings and Vision said "Oh" and Agnes walked in with a red hair girl and Agnes said "Hiya, kids." 

Wanda said "Oh Agnes, oh and Eloise" and Vision covers his face as he switches to human form. 

Vision said "Eloise, Agnes! I was just fluffing this pillow! With my... face." 

Agnes said "Oh, I was just on my way to Jazzercise when I heard your new little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike. So, I brought you the best baby sitter in town." 

Eloise said "That's really nice, Agnes, But I wouldn't say best" and Vision said "Oh? Who told you that?". 

Agnes said "Uh, my ears." 

Agnes chuckles and Vision hesitantly does as well, Agnes said "Anyway, she is too modest, I'm not just saying this because she's my niece, This girl is very good. And the best part is she lives right next door. We're both here."

Wanda said " Oh, Agnes, you're a lifesaver! Eloise, um you live right next door, That's great, could you." 

Eloise said "Yeah, I can show you, I think it makes parents comfortable" and Vision said "Very well, but- But be careful of their belly buttons, and remember to support their heads, and when was the last time you washed your ha-- Actually, you know what? It would-- Just-- Maybe we better not!".