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一═デ︻ 3. ︻デ═一

Jisung POV

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Oh my god I can't believe it. I was paired up with smegsy badboy Minho! I have to look extra cutie patootie when we work together so he'll like me. He doesn't look to happy tho...

Whatever, at least I'm working with him. Then I can confess to him and then we'll date and get married and have kids with a hamster- No! You stupid timid kitty, you're such a dork!

As soon as I get out of class, that annoying popular girl who's totally way more cooler than I am and better walks up to me with an angry expression. Oh no... I think I know where this is going... wish me luck guys.

"Hey you," she says, putting her hands on her hips, "who do you think you are taking my pookie wookie shmookie shmookims Minho away from me like that? Just cause you got those big hips and snatched waist doesn't mean you can take him!"

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm-m s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so s-s-s-sorry-"

"Shut up you little geeky weeky nerd! You're such a pick me, trying to talk to the boys like that. Little did you know, I'm one of the boys, so I know them. Better stay back, kitty cat."

"Oi, piece of plastic!" A sexy low deep voice calls out from behind me. A tall shadow towers over me and I turn to look at who's there. It's big daddy Minho. He's so big compared to tiny me. "Get away from the kitty."

Oh god, I can feel it coming... my instincts to mewl loudly on my knees for him. I can't though... not here at least. I must resist! Resist Jisung resist! Don't meow for him! You're not a helpless kitten anymore!

"But, Minho, my skibidi sigma-" She protests.

"I'm not your skibidi sigma, and you're not my kitten whiskers. You resemble that one time I shot that bitch ass teacher and what her face looked like when she died."

Suddenly, my petite, fragile body is lifted into the air and thrown over Minho's shoulder. He slaps my ass and compliments it while walking away with me.