Minho POV
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I go off to find my other minio- I MEAN bestie 🤗 Seungmin. I have literally no clue where this guy could be but you know better than freakin Felix who's currently being a bottom to that ugly bigfoot Hyunjin. I know Seungmin is 100% a top...
I find him in an empty classroom getting TOPPED BY SOME RANDOM GUY WHO I'M PRETTY SURE IS CALLED BANGCHIN or something like that. idk and idc cuz I'm too hot for that.
"SEUNGMIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING GETTING TOPPED!!!" I screech at them (they're both half naked).
"AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK BRO I'M TRYNNA HAVE ILLEGAL SEX!!!" He yells back.
"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE ILLEGAL SEX??!!"
"BECAUSE CHANGBIN IS FROM JAIL AND HE SHOWED ME A PORN VIDEO OF ILLEGAL SEX!!!!"
"... the actual fu-"
"He's hot okay. Now let me get fucked in peace please."
"Okay."
I leave the room slightly traumatised but it's okay because I'm a man. I'm tough, strong, buff, and has a 13 inch dick I pound my little kitten the fuck out of. Speaking of I was supposed to fuck him today. Time to find my pookie wookie dookie lookie schmookie bear.
I go to find my Jisungy schmookms. I find him crying again. My crybaby is so cutie patootie. Imma fuck him to cheer him up because my dick in his bodacious ass always makes him feel better about himself.
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a/n
they fucked again and I'm done I QUIT!!
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FanfictionMinho, an edgy, smegsy, hot, emo baddie (also secretly a super powerful demon undercover), the school's biggest, meanest, coolest, sexiest badboys to ever walk the halls, has the lowest IQ in the universe sitting at a shocking 0.0000001 IQ. His grad...
