Unfixable

~~CHAPTER 14~~~THANKS~~~~

The window rolled down and I see Andrew and Austin looking back at me and a figure waving at me weirdly.

ookayyyyyy then.

"Austin called me right after you hung up and said that they had lost you." he says in a bored tone "so I picked them up on the way and your mom said that if I didn't take her with me that she would skin me alive then boil my remains throw some pepper on them then feed them to the sharks..." he said in a weird tone that made me want to laugh. Im pretty shure he was trying to sound like my mom in the end.

Just then I see a hand reach toward him and hit him in the head. I started laughing as I climbed into the back seat to see my mother smiling at me with a releaved look on her face. I look towards the front and see Andrew rubbing his head where he was it (which was slightly red) and I look back at my mother to see a triumphant smile on her face.

"Never talk bad about someone. You never know when they will come around and slap you." Austin said trying not to laugh. We all burst into laughter. As we come to a stop light I hear Andrew say

"especially if they are elderly" earning him another smack upside the head except this time a bit harder.

"I might not be 16 anymore, but I don't need a hearing aid either you nimrod, and weren't you ever tought in school to respect your elders. although im not an elder but still" she says venturing off at the end.

"ahh shes in the stage of denial" Austin whispers to me. Earning him a warning glare from my mom.

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Finally after 15 difficult minutes of my mother singing whatever song that was on the radio we arrived back at my house. No matter what you put on the radio, weather she knew the words or not she sang along.

"ugh" Austin says as he practically throws himself out of the passenger seat of the car."Is she always like that?" he asks me very quietly almost as if he was scared that she would hit him too.

"oh," I half heartidy laugh "you should see her in the morning when she used to take me to school. It was bad. Why do you think I prefer walking?" I ask hearing him lightly chuckle at my comment as mom runs inside since it was so chilly outside. It had to have been like 24-25 degrees fareghnhieght. We all walk inside trying to warm up as my mom walkes over to us with cups filed with what im guessing was hot chocolate based on the whipped creame and marshmallows.

"Thank you" Austin says thankfully

"your'e welcome" she says respectfully glancing at Andrew as I give him a swift kick under the table. He sends me a questioning look mixed with a ounce of anger. Then I motion to my mother and after a few minutes he finally realizes what I was trying to tell him. What an idiot.

"uh thank you" Andrew says in a quiet clipped tone.its almost like the word is froeighn to him.

"IM THE OLD ELDERLY REMEMBER?" she says shocking everone but me, leaning over the counter she says "A BIT LOUDER PLEASE I FORGOT TO PUT IN MY HEARING AID". I sit there just staring trying not to laugh and spit out my delicious hot coco.I look over and see an amuzed Austin staring between Andrew and my mother. Then Ilook at Andrew and see a scared expression that he quickly tried to hide with calmness, but made it turn into shock when she didn't bat an eye, move an inch or anything and just waited.

"s-s-sorry" he says a bit louder. Earning a laugh from both me and Austin that we qiuckly tried to cover up somehow since we both feared that he would get back at us later.

Then my mom starts laughing but she doesn't even attempt to hide it and she smiles at Andrew. She was just messing with him, no surprise there.

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After we had all finished our hot chocolate I offered to put them in the sink.Then my mother yelled at them making it very clear that they were going to do it themselves which made me want to laugh again for the thousanth time today but luckily I resisted the urge.

Then they headed for the door. Austin said thanks and hugged my mother. While Andrew grabbed his keys and yelled a frightened "THANK YOU" while running to the saftey of his car, starting the engine and motioning Austin to hurry which he ignored.

After Austin had waved goodbye since Andrew kept honking the horn obviously annoying and waking up the neighbors.

I closed the door behind me and noticed mom staring at me smiling. "what?" I asked a little bit confused.

" I'm really glad that you have made some friends even if they are not girls." she states.

I stare at her in shock "they are not really my friends.They probably don't like me anyways. They just happened to answer the phone since I knew you probably wouldn't"  "speaking of, sweetie do you know where my phone is?" She smiles at me. I just shake my head and walk away. She needs help.

~~~~~AUTHORS NOTE~~~~~

at my location its 3:10AM... I love you guys and it's sad because I like you more than my real friends...lol what am I talking about I don't have any friends...*laughs then cries*