Candy Candy (Cartman x Wendy): South Park

Chapter Seven

*cartmans pov*
I woke up. My head hurt bad. I look over Wendy's asleep. Then I remembered. The party. The drinks. Coming home. Shit. If the guys found out. I just lay back down. Wendy's my girlfriend. I smiled so big. I haven't smiled this much since Casa Bonita. How long do girls sleep. Well I finally snuck up. Put pants and a shirt on and got some breakfast still smiling.
*wendys pov*
I woke up. First I didn't remember where I was then everything came back to me. Holy crap. Wait where is he? I got my clothes back on. It's freezing cold in his house. I grabbed his red jacket and went downstairs. He was making cereal.
"Is that my jacket?"
"Yes. It's cold."
"Oh well. You can have some cereal."
"Okay." I got myself a bowl of cereal. I still felt out of place but I was happy. I checked my phone.
"Shit."
"Hm?"
"I forgot to go home last night. I have to go home. I'll text you though." I can't believe I forgot about parents. I texted my mom and told her I spent the night at BeBe's last night. Thank goodness she bought it. I finished my cereal and got my car back from Clyde's house and drove home.
"Hey mom sorry I didn't call. We fell asleep we were all tired." I was lying about everything.
"Oh it's okay. New jacket?"
"It's BeBe's I borrowed it." I totes forgot I was wearing this thing.
"Oh okay" I went back up stairs and flopped on my bed. What was I going to do?! I smiled even though I was so stressed. I guess I'll go take a walk.
"Hey mom I'm going to the park. I'll be back home soon." I didn't care I had Cartman's jacket. I hope no one sees me. Kids at school know the difference between Cartman's jacket and BeBe's jacket. I felt happy in his jacket though. It was nice outside. Cool Colorado air. I just started walking around the town. Oh fuck. I see Kyle. He's outside playing with Ike. Okay lay low. Be cool. Maybe he won't see you. I pulled my pink hat over- wait oh crap I left my hat at his house. Ugh.
"Wendy?!" I'm screwed. Fuck me. I'm done.
"Oh hey Kyle.."
"Is that Cartman's jacket?"
"What um-" he got me. While Ike was playing with his toys he walked over to me.
"Yes that is cartmans jacket!"
"Uh. I must've picked it up at the party on accident."
"He didn't have his jacket at the party..." Goddammit.
"I must've found..it..?" Really Wendy that's the best you got?
"I knew it! You and Cartman are dating!!"
"Shhhh Kyle I don't want anyone to know especially Stan!"
"Why not? I think it's hilarious!"
"Please?"
"Ugh okay. Is he like nice to you and stuff?"
"What? Yea I guess." He started laughing. I don't understand what's so funny.
"Okay I gotta go. Bye Kyle, don't tell Stan!"
"Okay I promise. Bye Wendy."
I walked away. Hoping Stan will not find out. Luckily no one has suspected what happened last night.