*kennys pov*
I walked right out of his house laughing. I can't believe it. Eric Cartman slept with a girl. I have to tell Kyle at least. I actually saw him walking over laughing also. We finally met up.
"WENDY AND ERIC ARE DATING!" We both yell at each other simultaneously.
"How'd you find out?" We also say at the same time.
"You first." I say.
"I found Wendy with Cartman's jacket on." He was trying to hold in the laughter.
"I found Wendy's hat in his room." He both finally laugh.
"I can't believe they're dating." Kyle says. I don't think he knows what really happened. I started laughing again cause Kyle doesn't know.
"Dude you don't know the half of it." I finally say.
"Huh?"
"Dude-" I stop I can't spill it out it's just to funny and unbelievable.
"What happened Kenny?!"
"Apparently they both got too drunk and now Cartman is no longer a virgin."
"What?!"
"I'm serious!" I started laughing.
"Holy shit dude. How do you know?"
"One glance at his room. It's obvious."
"Damn"
"Oh shit"
"What?"
Stan walked right over to us.
"What's so funny guys?"
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Candy Candy (Cartman x Wendy): South Park
Hayran KurguSo I don't normally write fanfiction but they are popular so I thought I'd give it a try. I love cartoons so I'll be writing other cartoons too. This takes place in high school just cause. It's about how Cartman and Wendy fall for each other and rum...