The Great Q&A Interrogation: P&C Edition 🎤👀
The kids were gathered in the living room, arms crossed and determined expressions on their faces. They had questions—very private and confidential (P&C) questions—and they demanded answers.
Meanwhile, the parents sat nervously on the couch, already regretting agreeing to this Q&A session.
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1. The First Question
Park stood up, holding a notepad. “Okay, first question: How do babies get made?”
The parents froze. Phuwin coughed awkwardly. “Well, uh… it’s... complicated.”
"Magic?" Minn asked eagerly.
Dunk whispered to Joong, “Didn’t we agree to avoid this topic?”
Pond jumped in, grinning nervously. “Yes! Magic! That’s exactly how babies happen.”
“Magic is awesome,” Finn declared.
The parents sighed in relief—until Ethan followed up. “So... if we learn magic, can we make babies too?”
Joong buried his face in his hands. “This was a bad idea.”
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2. The Relationship Question
Haru smirked. “Okay, next question. Who’s the boss in your relationship?”
The parents exchanged awkward glances.
“It’s me,” Phuwin said confidently.
Pond raised an eyebrow. “Oh, really?”
Finn pointed. “Ha! Papa’s not the boss after all!”
Mix whispered to Earth, “They’re setting us up for a fight.”
Earth chuckled. “As if we needed their help with that.”
Meanwhile, Boun leaned over to Prem. “Should we tell them it’s always the moms who are in charge, even if there are none?”
Prem smirked. “Let them figure that one out.”
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3. Awkward Intimacy Question
Nara raised her hand. “Why do you and Dad kiss all the time? It’s gross.”
“We’re in love,” Fourth answered with a grin, pulling Gemini closer.
Minn made gagging noises. “But why do you have to do it in front of us?”
“Yeah,” Leo added. “Can’t you save that stuff for your room?”
Boun laughed. “You’ll understand when you’re older.”
Park groaned. “Why does everyone say that? That’s not even an answer!”
"Yeah," Finn agreed. "We demand specifics!"
The parents exchanged glances, barely holding back laughter.
Prem smirked. “That’s classified information.”
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4. A Financial Inquiry
Ethan held up his hand. “Why do you always say you don’t have money, but then you buy coffee every day?”
Mix and Earth exchanged guilty looks.
“That’s... budgeting,” Earth answered, avoiding eye contact.
May leaned forward suspiciously. “So... you have money, but just not for toys?”
The parents groaned.
“That’s how adulthood works,” Dunk said.
Leo crossed his arms. “Adulthood sounds like a scam.”
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5. A Curious Hypothetical
Finn grinned mischievously. “What would you do if I got a tattoo?”
“You’re ten,” Fourth replied flatly.
“Hypothetically,” Finn said with a sly grin.
Gemini shook his head. “Hypothetically, we’d ground you until you’re fifty.”
Park raised his hand. “What if I got a nose ring instead?”
Phuwin groaned. “Why are you giving them ideas?”
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6. The Parents Start Fighting Back
Phuwin grinned, leaning forward. “Okay, our turn. Why do you always pretend to sleep when it’s chore time?”
The kids froze.
“Uh… because we’re conserving energy?” Ethan tried.
“Yeah!” Park added quickly. “We need energy for... school!”
Joong crossed his arms. “Nice try.”
“Also,” Pond added, “why do you always claim you’re starving the minute we sit down for five minutes?”
May giggled. “Because it’s funny.”
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7. The Most Embarrassing Question
Haru smirked. “Last question! What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of each other?”
Joong leaned toward Dunk, grinning. “Remember when you walked into the glass door?”
Dunk shot him a glare. “We’re not talking about that.”
“Or when Phuwin thought the fake spider was real?” Pond added with a laugh.
Phuwin huffed. “That spider looked very realistic.”
Ethan grinned. “So adults can be dumb too?”
“Yes,” Mix replied flatly. “Yes, we can.”
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8. The Final Question (And It Backfires)
May raised her hand with a mischievous grin. “When are we getting another sibling?”
Every parent froze, staring at each other in panic.
“Uh...” Phuwin started.
“No more questions!” Pond announced, standing up quickly.
“Time’s up!” Earth added, pulling Mix toward the kitchen. “Who wants snacks?”
The kids erupted into laughter. “You guys are so bad at this!”
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9. The Aftermath
As the kids ran off, laughing and whispering about new ways to embarrass their parents, the adults slumped onto the couch, exhausted.
“Why did we even agree to that?” Joong muttered.
“Because we thought it would be fun,” Phuwin replied, shaking his head.
Gemini grinned. “It was fun—for them.”
Fourth chuckled. “We’re never doing that again.”
Pond sighed dramatically. “We need better defenses.”
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The End—Until the Next Interrogation. 🎤
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