Sanichew

Chapter 2

In an evil tower in the outskirts of the city, was an evil scientist who planned to obtain the greatest power of the universe. Dr Sourpuss wanted to use such power to become the most powerful being in the universe and eliminate her rivals in engineering (except for Elon Musk, out of professional courtesy of course).

She has searched everywhere with camera drones all around the planet, until one day the drones finally sent the Doctor info of a source of power, the Chaos Doritos. They were in the hands of a yellow gremlin called Sanichew, and only the chosen ones could have those powerful meals from angels.

Sourpuss had a great plan in mind. "I know the fitting henchman for the task" she said, as she picked up her cellphone, which was an actual eukaryotic cell.

Meanwhile Sanichew was having the greatest time ever at Fazbot's with the beautiful Roscho. They were eating delicious pepperoni pizza while the Eddy Fazbot animatronic robot was performing on the show stage. He looked at his crush with heart shaped eyes, carving for her love and her china, while she was carefreely eating the pizza.

However some individual entered the scene, intruding the duo and trying to flirt with Roscho. the guy introduced himself: "Hello, pretty girl! My name is Raicciani. It is nice to meet you".

"Excuse me?", Sanichew rebuked in a sassy way, "Me and Roscho are having a moment here. Can you please leave us alone?".

Raicciani replied to Sanichew: "Such language in the presence of a lady! You don't deserve the love of this beautiful zapbud. Ain't I right?".

Roscho replied "I actually love Sanichew very much! He saved me from a giant monster and agreed to eat delicious pizza with me".

"W-well, he's not as romantic as I am. I read poems all the time and I tell my love in rhymes. If everything shined under grace and everyone cared for each other, of evil or mayhem would be no trace and the whole world would have no bother".

"Yeah, really nice, we agree", Sanichew said. "But now me and Roscho are on a date and you just came out of nowhere with your annoying flirt. We would like you to not bother us".

"Please Roscho! I've been alone for so long, without a girlfriend to cuddle with, to kiss, to sleep with... my virginity is chained on my foot like a ball, and I don't want to pass away still having that burden. Please, become my girlfriend, let me marry you, let's make plenty beautiful children and live our lives happily until we ascend to Heaven".

After thinking with the very few brain cells of hers, Roscho politely replied "Your proposal is so appealing. But I already have found my love, who is eating pizza with me. But don't be sad, there are plenty more fish out there, and you might find your love soon". "You heard her, right? Now get the fuck out!" Sanichew added less politely. Raicciani then said "If I cannot win Roscho with my love, then I shall take her!"

He grabbed Roscho with force and was up to leave the diner with her. Sanichew was up to eat a Chaos Dorito to stop him, but Angelica stopped him and said "Use the Doritos only for REAL emergencies". "Isn't kidnapping an emergency?" he asked. "He's not s8anic so it's not".

Raicciani was up to open the exit door, but he saw a menacing purple individual on the other side. "Sup! May you tell me where Sanichew is?". Raicciani nervously pointed at the yellow hedgehog thing, and the purple one introduced himself: "Why hello there, Old Sport! My name is Purply the Hegeheg! Hi have come to ask you to lend me your power. If you refuse I'll take it myself!"

"No" Sanichew replied. "Ok then! I'll take it myself!" Purply said, jumping towards our hero. He held his long neck with the left hand and put the right one on his forehead. Roscho struggled to go help Sanichew, but Raicciani hold her with all the strength he had. "You're with me now, my lady! You don't have to worry about that loser!". Something snapped inside Roscho. She was angry... VERY angry. Her muscle mass increased, and her heart was beating like a drum. She grabbed her kidnapper and threw him away.

She angrily looked at Purply, ran towards him and shouted "ROSCHO SMASH!". Purply was caught by surprise as the she-hulk gal grabbed his leg and slammed him on the floor. She jumped towards the pounded hegeheg and slammed on him with her elbow. Purply fainted with an oddly satisfied grin.

Sanichew was marveled by Roscho's power. Raicciani was terrified by it; he ran out of the diner, but not before saying "It isn't over, Roscho! You will be mine soon! I'll be back, earlier or later!"

Roscho turned back to her busty silly self and asked Sanichew "Are you ok?". "I'm all good" he replied. "Goddamn, Roscho! What you just did was so cool! We should fight those mother fuckers together!". "You mean, we can be both heros?". "Yep". "Oh yeah! Sanichew and Roscho, the hero couple!". "Oh yea-"

"Nuh uh!" Angelica interrupted. "As a holy protector, you're supposed to be chaste!"

Both Sanichew and Roscho complained in unison "Oh come on!"

Eddy Fazbot himself scolded the three critters from his showstage: "Don't you forget to pay damages!"