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We bring a giant thing of beer down to the boneyard, it's common territory, three main groups show up here. First us, the pogues, second, the kooks, and third, clueless vacationers who are here for a week. The sun is just starting to set. People are just starting to show up, all of them are pogues. Kooks don't usually show up at these things till everyone else is drunk. I sit alone, while all four of my friends talk to these vacationers.

A few minutes later the five of us are sitting together and then I see a girl onto of the old lifeguard chair, Sarah Cameron, she used to be friends with Kei. Kei looks over as well.

"What is she doing here." Kei groans.

"I don't know." I groan back.

Then I see Sarah's boyfriend Topper  he's the closest person to actual shit ever, as John B puts it 'Topper thinks Pogues are actually bred to mow lawns'

"Kill me now." I mutter, swishing my drink as Sarah comes down from the chair and Topper spins her around.

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It's later now, probably eleven o'clock. Now the party is in full swing and about a hundred people are here. JJ is probably the drunkest, which is normal, and I'm probably the soberest, secon to Pope, which is not normal. JJ tries to give John B a beer, he doesn't want it, so I don't know why but JJ yells Sarah Cameron's name.

"Sarah, can I interest you in a beverage?" JJ says.

"No thanks." Sarah says politely.

"Is it not fancy enough for you?" I mutter from a few feet away.

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