𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆

Somewhere only we know

Uranus doesn't even think about it. He grabs his bag and flees to the beach where he finds Earth waiting. He lost his tail,he lost his vibrant red eyes that lingered into Uranus's soul like smoke. They looked like two pomagranate seeds. He loved Earth very much.

The siren got his favourite color right on the first try,but between you and me,he didn't even have one untill he yelled out "Red!" He was excited and smilling like a little kid. And now,it's everywhere,the blood Uranus spills when injured,apples,cranberries,cardinals. The juice of the figs which the human could drink untill he got sick. He could live in it now,it was what he wanted. Even if the siren had more green and blue but the red stuck out like a sore thumb when coated by those,long,beautiful lashes.

He looked just like the first time he was on land,a nude colored sweater,booty shorts and leather boots. He looked great. He walks closer to Uranus and lays in his lap hugging him. Earth was smaller than he ever expected.

"Why are you so short?"

"Because this is my human size,in reality,with my tail,I'm just as tall as you."

"Wait,what?"

"For us sirens height depends in what form we are,if you were a siren you would've been taller than me."

"How tall?"

"About the same size diffrence,the only thing changed would be the tail part."

"I learn something new about you everyday." He speaks,holding the other in an loving embrace by the waist. He places his face into the crook of his lover's neck while his hair is brushed by slim fingers.

"Don't you get cold in that? Those pants are pretty short." He asks the siren. "No,I can regulate my body heat." And as he says that Uranus can feel him getting hotter. He never got to be this up close to Earth so he was finding out new things about him. He sees that his hands have scales,blue scales that shimmer. It's not only his hands but also his thighs. Why was Uranus looking there? Well, he's a perverted fuck. Either that or he has become one. He remembers Earth talking about how sirens seduce sailors. And,something,slips out.

"What's sex with a siren like?"

"I beg your finest pardon." Uranus can feel himself boil up and covers his face with his hands out of shame. "Did you just ask me about sex with a siren?" The taller shakes his head no. "Oh,too bad,because I heard you very good you little shit." Earth takes his hands away and pinches his cheeks hard. "Do you want the awnser or no? Or maybe you just want a demonstration.." He was clearly flirting with Uranus like nobody's business.

Left with no place to hide,Uranus,burries his head in his lover's neck yet again,hoping that Earth would forget about it like magic.
His face gets cupped and brought back up to gaze at Earth.

"Look at me when I'm talking to you." Then, the human is pulled into a kiss. "Why do you wanna know that?" Having the somewhat bravery to even talk Uranus replies. "I-I don't,i-i-it s-s-slipped out." "So you don't wanna have sex with me?" "WHAT!?"

"I'm only asking.." He taps his fingers on Uranus's shoulder. "Why would you ask me that?" "Well,why would you ask me what you did?"

"I-I don't know." "That's not an awnser." "I remembered when you were talking about seducing and stuff." "Do you want the awnser now?" Earth asks him. "It's your choice,I'm not forcing you." Uranus decides "Fuck it"

"Yeah,go ahead."

"What makes us diffrent from you humans is that there are really no genital organs specific to one gender. Males can give birth, Females can give birth. We just have one big slit going up to our butt."

"One big slit? Women just have a tiny hole."

"And that's how they die giving birth,or just break their vagina."

"Fair enough."

"It's about a baby's finger big,even though it goes much deeper."

"How do you guys actually reproduce?"

"We all have our own sperm so no need to actually hook up with somebody."

"Do you like,give birth to eggs or full on baby's."

"Eggs and then a baby hatches out,it usually sticks to the parents's side fins and follows them like that for a few months untill they start learning how to swim and to find out were the parent is. The baby will also be blind for a few weeks."

"Wait,do you have a male appendage when you're in human form?"

"Nope."

"Then a vagina?"

"No,just the slit. It's way smaller than normal."

"Did you double check?"

"If you want,we can double check together."

"Damn,you have to tell me the perks of fucking a siren first,though." He says,clearly not being serious.

"One,you'll feel fucking great,two,no babies to worry about,three,you get to brag to your friends,and four,if the siren likes you enough you might get a partner who knows witch craft and stuff."

"Sounds great. You need to explain the baby part."

"A baby can form whenever when we want to."

"Yeah,I'm taking you up to my room,which, conveniently,happends to be sound proof."

"There aren't others there?"

"Just Saturn who'll leave in a few hours."

"Y'know what? Sure." Earth gets up,takes Uranus's hand and they go to the house,no one was there so they  must've all left to do duties around the town even though it was pretty late. Impatient,Uranus picks up Earth and leads the way to his bedroom. Which was separate from his art studio. They both share a kiss and giggle together knowing well that they weren't gonna fuck today. "Wait,have you ever been in a house?"

"Mhm,my pack has a house somewhere farther from here where we come, we never really go there but yeah."

"Why the fuck do sirens get all the cool stuff?"