𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆

Why can't I find no one like you?

Uranus is here,on the beach,talking to Earth about eating humans. Yes,humans,his own kind.

"So,do you get hungry or just like want to kill and or eat somebody?"

"Most of the times we do get hungry."

"What about the other times?"

"We just get really horny and then..uh..the humans near us,if there's any also get really horny." Earth feels a little embarassed.

"That's..weird. Anyways,what happends if you eat me?"

"I'll get banished since I'm not supposed to."

"What do you mean?" Uranus questions the siren in front of him.

"I can eat anyone and everything I want but there are two exceptions : the leader of my pack and then you."

"Why me?"

"You'll figure it out,you're a smart cookie."

"A smart cookie?"

"Weren't you a child who did well in school?"

"I mean yeah but-wait how do you know that?!"

"Since we share dreams I can also get a hold
of your conscience."

"Why do you have access to everything?"

"Life's easy when you're a siren. We've got long ass life spans,the looks,the brains,the sharp eyes,we're just chillin'."

"I envy you."

"Who wouldn't? Being able to hypnotize any living creature under the Sun is really usefull when you want to get your way."

"So about your spit-I know it may sound weird but-what does it do?"

"Nothing,it's just there." Earth's says,while it may seem like a lie it was the truth.

"But you put me to sleep that one time."

"That's because I let venom seep through my mouth's internal glands. And I didn't put you to sleep I made you pass out since you couldn't resist to how toxic it was."

"Could I resist to it?"

"Never in your little human life. There is just one species that thrives off of it but still dies if it gets too much." It feels so fucking terrifying to know that there truly is no survivor to such venom.

"So either way it's death?"

"Pretty much."

"Would I have died?"

"Mmm..depends."

"Like?"

"See if I slowly gave you a bit of venom you'd get dizzy off the bat but if it is constant you might develop a higher tolarance, however,if it is my type of venom you'd pass out."

"Why yours specifically?"

"There are diffrent species of sirens,which is how you get the odd balls in packs."

"What's your species called?"

"Periculo regalia pisces."

"What does that even mean?!"

"Dangerous royalties of the fish."

"Why the cool ass name?"

"I don't know,they just saw us as more higher ranked than the other groups because..reasons."

"Okay,might sound weird but I need more details on the seduction."

"For?"

"I really wanna paint it."

"Mmm..alright then. So,like I've told you before we just turn into a beautiful woman and then seduce them."

"Uh huh..."

"And yeah,they don't make it past that since we just kiss them and suck their soul out."

"And the bodies?"

"We eat them."

"Raw?"

"No sometimes we get on land,make a fire and eat."

"Even though you do cook them I'm never kissing you again untill you brush your teeth."

"We do brush out teeth." Earth responds looking deeply into Uranus's eyes with a burning passion.

"Okay,okay,do the humans survive long enough to actually y'know..do it with you guys?"

"Have sex with us? Not in my case,if they're lucky enough they get more than a kiss. I'm lowkey famous for letting them live a little longer than the other sirens but most of them die trying to outrun me."

"What do you mean by a little more than the other sirens?"

"A few moments, I usually just finish my song so that's why."

"Wait- Can I come in the water with you? Please!"

"Depends,did you bring clothes to change into?"

"Yeah! I even have my swimming trunks underneath."

"I'll let it slide this time,you're not getting your water privileges back though."

"Fine." Earth turns around so that Uranus can change and is quickly scared by a thud with water splashing everywhere. Uranus comes up to the surface and hugs Earth by the neck with his arms. He notices something,Earth's ears have grown larger and his eyes shine more brightly than ever before.

"Why do you look like that?"

"You just scared the shit out of me."

"Aww,scaredy cat."

"I'm gonna make you pass out again or kidnap you and transform you into a siren for the rest of your life."

"You won't."

"The only thing I can't explicitly do is kill you." Earth wraps his tail around Uranus's legs and sinks both of them. He comes up fast to the surface so that Uranus can breathe.

"Oh my God."

"I told you so." He speaks kissing Uranus on the cheeck.

"You just tried to drown me and now you're trying to show me love?"

"I was just playing with you."

"I don't think so." Uranus says laying on Earth's chest enjoying the coolness.

"Uranus,you can't fall asleep in the water."

"Why? Can't you just take care of me?"

"I can but your crew would freak the fuck out if you wouldn't return. C'mon,go back to your home and I'll see you later."

"Later?"

"If I am in your dreams tonight."

"Okay then," Uranus voices as he's getting out of the water so that he can change back
and Earth doesn't face him since seeing a human naked wasn't really on his this year's bingo list.

"See you!"

"Bye!" They both part ways and go back to wherever they needed to be.