𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆

In my head we belong

Uranus has been visting Earth for a while  now. They've gotten so much closer and learned more stuff about eachother. Here they are,on the beach,while talking to one another.

"So do you seduce them or make them jump overboard by singing?"

"Depends."

"Like?"

"Well,I've actually met a sailor who was quite cunning."

"What do you mean by that?"

"He put beeswax in his ears,told his men to do the same and he listened to what I had to say or sing,I guess?"

"I don't get it."

"Let me explain this to you. When we sing,us sirens,are thought to be singing about something wise. So,the man wanted to see what we'd sing about. The problem is,when we charm sailors with our songs,if it makes it to their ears,we can get information on their life."

"How does that help?"

"We usually sing about something they yearn for to lure them in. But,as I've told you,he had beeswax in his ears. When the songs reach their ears but then the connection is cut off we start getting things wrong. I said "Come play with me and your daughter!"

"That can't be so bad."

"He had a son. And so he caught on,sailed further away and we never crossed paths again since."

"How did he know what you were saying if he had beeswax in?"

"He lip read. What is even more impressive is that he was doing it on a huge ass boat while I was so tiny because of the distance."

"Damn."

"He truly was a smart cookie."

"What about the times you seduce them?"

"I just turn into a young woman with her breasts out and they are quick to jump."

"If I wasn't an artist I'd scream about the breast part."

"I never understood why you humans have a problem with them,they're just extra skin which is used to feed the babies of your kind."

"Me too. I hate it when people tell me that my drawings are naked! We are born naked!
They are the pervert not me!"

"Mhm,y'know you're pretty cute.." Earth says trailling off at then end.

"Really?" Uranus questions.

"Why don't you come over so I can give you a kiss?"

"No,not after what happend last time."

"Uranus,last time happend because I needed you to fall asleep,well,more like pass out."

"Okay,just,be carefull."

"Don't worry,I will." Earth speaks cupping Uranus's cheeks and giving a gentle kiss.

"See? Nothing bad happend."

"Why do I have so much saliva in my mouth?"

"Oh! It's because of my tounge!"

"Can you show me your tounge?" Earth just rolls it out. And holy shit. It's shines a royal blue and is long as fuck.

"Oh my fucking stars.."

"Yeah,it's time for you to go home."

"Fine. See ya!"

"Love ya!"

Uranus wakes home,takes a shower,and quickly falls asleep.