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Daisy: we're on plan G and Hazel doesn't even know Alexander likes her!

Amina: plan G?!!! don't you mean plan B?

Daisy: no we tried plan B. I skipped over plan C because of the technical difficulties.

George: *walks in* what, you wanted to make them kiss by remote-controlling them?

Daisy: never mind, we couldn't do it.

Lavinia: and plan D?

Daisy: that was the one where we trusted god to do it for us and realised none of us are christian.

Kitty: so plan e?

Daisy: well... I didn't want to do that one. Amina dies in it.

Kitty: and plan f?

Daisy: well amina thought we should all die so that we didn't have to bother.

Kitty, George and Lavinia: *gasp*

Kitty, George and Lavinia (quickly) : let's do plan E!

*they do plan E*

Daisy: well its great you got revenge and prevented your deaths but what about Hazel and Alex?

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