❤️-Scott tenorman boyfriend head canons-❤️

❤️ texts between him and you ❤️

H/= him
Y/= you

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H/:heyy

H/:wake tf up bitch.

H/:I wanna tell you something

H/: pleassseeee

H/: it's Important

Y/: I'm up

H/:I can't sleep because i miss you

Y/I'm sorry love. What can I do?

H/:come over and rail me

Y/: .. no

H/: but whyyy :(

Y/:because your parents will kill us.

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Y/: bring a charger.

Y/: and a snack

Y/: and I mean an actual snack.

Y/: that's not code for dick

H/: dammit

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Y/: tell me a story. I'm fucking bored.

H/: Okay. So there was this spider and his name was Peter, and he was an okay web weaver. But his webs didn't have any symmetry or consistency to them. They were still good enough to catch flies and everything, and honestly he didn't care that his webs was shit. Well one day there was a hiker that came through with a big stick and he hit the web. The end.

Y/: aw dammit.

Y/: did Peter have any friends?

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Y/: onions are fine

H/: chopped crushed or minced garlic

Y/: I don't need garlic

H/: what is a ground clove

Y/: a clove
Y/: garlic is not a clove

H/:a aromantic flower bud?

Y/: sure babe lol
Y/: ask someone if you can't find it. But it should be in the baking isle

H/: salted butter?

Y/: I prefer unsalted

H/: holy fuck write this shit down!

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Y/: how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

H/: idk how

H/:hellooo???

H/: how

H/: oh...