Wrestling - OUTSIDE OF THE RING

#20 - SPORTS 3: BASKETBALL

Chapter 1: The Starting Lineup from Hell

The WWE basketball team was doomed from the moment they laced up their sneakers.

Dean Ambrose (Dumbass) – The guy who shows up in mismatched shoes, no clue what a "pick-and-roll" is, and has a habit of trying to DDT people instead of dribbling. His go-to move? Running headfirst into defenders while yelling, "This is how we do it in wrestling!"

Roman Reigns (Tribal Shithead) – Roman doesn't play basketball; Roman dominates basketball. At least, that's what he thinks. He spends more time asserting his dominance as the self-proclaimed "Head of the Court" than actually playing. His favorite tactic? Staring down the refs until they back down and let him get away with another illegal screen.

Seth Rollins (The Sane One) – Somehow, Seth manages to be the only one on the team who knows that basketball involves more than just body slams and elbow drops. He spends most of his time trying to keep everyone from committing flagrant fouls—and failing miserably.

Jade Storm – British punk rocker who's more interested in picking fights with the opposing team and crowd than putting the ball in the hoop. She's got an arm like a cannon, but her passes are more likely to break someone's nose than lead to a basket.

Bay Ley – Jade's tough-as-nails partner and queen of the hard foul. She's here for one reason and one reason only: to throw elbows, commit fouls, and leave a trail of chaos in her wake. She's the kind of player who gets into a fight before the game even starts, just for fun.

Bayley – The rainbow-loving twin who just wants everyone to get along and play fair. Bayley is always the one trying to calm things down, often caught between Jade and Bay Ley's explosive outbursts, her twin sister's constant provocations, and the madness on the court.

Becky Lynch – Becky isn't here to play nice. She's here to be the ultimate badass, trash-talking everyone in her path while bulldozing through defenders on her way to the basket. She doesn't care about fouls or ejections; she just wants to dominate.

Gunther – The eternally exasperated coach who is somehow tasked with managing this mess of a team. His patience is thinner than paper, and every game is a new test of his will to not quit on the spot.

John Cena – The other sane person on the team, though he has a debilitating flaw: he can't say no. If someone tells him to block a 7-foot center, he'll do it. If someone tells him to guard four players at once, he'll give it a shot. Cena's kindness is a curse, and it's only a matter of time before it gets him into serious trouble.

Alexa Bliss (Pornstar Reject) – A villain on and off the court, Alexa is here to wreak havoc. Her nickname comes from her habit of taunting everyone, turning the crowd against her, and somehow turning every game into a soap opera of insults and dirty plays. She's more interested in distracting the refs and getting into verbal spats than actually playing defense.

AJ Styles (Evil Asshole) – The ultimate trash-talker and dirty player. AJ lives to mess with everyone, and his only goal on the court is to make life miserable for his teammates, his opponents, and the refs. His signature move? Tripping players and blaming the nearest teammate.

Chapter 2: Tip-Off – Let the Madness Begin

The first game of the season was doomed from the start. As the players lined up for the opening tip-off, it was already clear that WWE basketball was unlike anything the league had ever seen. Roman Reigns stepped into the center circle, glaring across at the opposing team's center with his classic Tribal Chief snarl.