Wrestling - OUTSIDE OF THE RING

#21 - SPORTS 4: GOLF

Chapter 1: Tee-Off Mayhem

The WWE crew arrives at the most prestigious golf course in the country. Polos tucked in, golf clubs in hand, they look incredibly out of place. Dean Ambrose (or Jon Moxley when he's not being a "dumbass") is already swigging beer from a can hidden in his golf bag.

"What the hell is golf even about?" he asks, half-drunk, holding his golf club like it's a bat. He wobbles up to the tee, takes a mighty swing—and completely misses the ball.

Roman Reigns, ever the Tribal Shithead, rolls his eyes, annoyed that his "Head of the Table" title doesn't seem to matter here. "Move, dumbass," Roman grunts, pushing Dean aside. Roman lines up, full of arrogance, swings... and hits the ball straight into a nearby water hazard.

"What the—" Roman growls, watching the ball plop into the pond.

Seth Rollins, the only sane one in this chaos, rubs his temples. "Why did I agree to this?" he mutters, knowing full well this tournament is doomed.

Chapter 2: Jade Storm vs. Bay Ley – The Fairway Fight

The beautiful, serene quiet of the course is shattered by the sounds of arguing. Jade Storm, the punk-rock British chick who never hesitates to cause chaos, and her girlfriend Bay Ley, the tough-as-nails brawler, are already in the middle of a heated argument.

"I bet you 50 quid I can get a hole-in-one on this par five," Jade yells, her leather jacket completely inappropriate for golf.

"You're on!" Bay Ley snaps, cracking her knuckles, before swinging her club like she's aiming to break bones, not hit golf balls.

Bay Ley's shot sails far but slices hard right, slamming into a golf cart carrying a couple of rich retirees. They scream in terror as Jade cackles.

"You're terrible!" Jade teases, and as if to prove her point, she swings with all her punk fury—only to slice her shot too. It heads straight for the course's swan pond, splashing among terrified birds.

"Oi! I'm still better than you!" Jade insists as they march down the fairway, bickering.

Chapter 3: The Battle of the Twins

Meanwhile, Bayley—the sweet, rainbow-loving twin—tries her best to focus on her swing. She's got a perfectly pastel polo on and a golf visor decorated with smiley faces. But her twin, Bay Ley, won't let her have peace.

"Will you stop with the rainbows already?" Bay Ley snaps. "This is golf, not kindergarten!"

"Just because you're mad all the time doesn't mean you can ruin my positivity!" Bayley shouts back, trying to block out the chaos with her brightly colored golf bag.

"You're such a wimp," Bay Ley scoffs, but Bayley, surprisingly, manages to make a clean shot. The ball rolls beautifully onto the green, nearly reaching the hole.

Bay Ley's jaw drops. "How did you—"

"I BELIEVE in positivity!" Bayley chirps back, grinning from ear to ear.

Chapter 4: Becky Lynch and the "Irish Smash"

Becky Lynch, the badass chick, isn't here to mess around. She's been trash-talking everyone since they stepped on the course. "Golf's easy. Watch how a real woman swings."

She takes her shot with absolute force, sending the ball flying miles away from the hole. But, true to form, Becky just shrugs. "Doesn't matter, I'm still gonna kick all your asses."

"Becky, you're supposed to get it in the hole," Seth reminds her.

"I don't care about that! I'm here to show dominance!" she yells, waving her club in the air.

Chapter 5: Gunther's Unending Patience

Gunther, their long-suffering coach, stands on the edge of losing his mind. "Focus, all of you!" he shouts, already exasperated. He's holding a clipboard like a military general, but it's clear that keeping this group under control is a losing battle.

John Cena, the other somewhat sane member of the group, tries to calm Gunther down. "It's okay, man, they're just... a little rowdy."

Gunther sighs. "Cena, you're the only one who's somewhat competent here. But why can't you ever say no?"

"Because," Cena starts, "I... can't. It's a problem."

Just then, Alexa Bliss, the Pornstar Reject, smirks from her spot on the course. "Why don't you just stop trying?" she says in her most condescending tone, clearly enjoying the chaos. "You know this team is hopeless."

Cena, already stressed, nods but doesn't respond. Instead, he lines up his shot and... it's perfect. The ball soars across the green and lands near the hole.

"Well, damn," Becky says, genuinely impressed for once.

Chapter 6: Dean Ambrose's Wild Ride

Dean, still oblivious and drunk, has now commandeered a golf cart. "Why walk when you can RIDE?!" he yells, flooring the accelerator. He's speeding recklessly around the course, narrowly missing other golfers as he steers wildly.

He comes to a screeching halt next to Seth. "Hop in!" he shouts.

Seth just stares at him, unblinking. "Dean, you're going to get us banned from this place."

"Already banned from a dozen places, what's one more?" Dean replies with a laugh.

Roman steps up to the tee, determined to redeem himself from earlier. He focuses, lines up his swing, and this time the ball rockets straight toward the hole. "See that? I'm the Tribal Chief of this course too!"

Chapter 7: Alexa's Evil Plan and AJ Styles' Ego

Alexa Bliss, forever plotting, has been eyeing AJ Styles, the smug asshole of the group. She saunters over to him as he's about to take his swing. "I bet you can't get a hole-in-one," she taunts.

AJ smirks. "You're talking to the best golfer here. I'll make it look easy." He swings with all his might, but his shot veers off course... and directly into the snack cart.

"Oops," Alexa says, hiding her devilish grin. AJ, furious, slams his club into the ground. "Damn it, Bliss!"

Meanwhile, Alexa continues to taunt everyone from the shadows, enjoying the chaos while contributing nothing to the actual game.

Chapter 8: Total Meltdown on the Green

By the time the team reaches the 18th hole, it's complete chaos. Jade and Bay Ley are still bickering over who's winning their personal grudge match. Becky is launching balls like they're grenades. Roman and AJ are arguing over who's the "real champion" of the course. Cena's desperately trying to keep the peace while also being dragged into every insane situation because he can't say no.

Gunther, finally fed up, throws his clipboard on the ground. "I'm done! You're all a disgrace to golf!"

Dean, of course, is the cherry on top of the chaos sundae. "Last hole, baby!" he shouts, standing on the roof of the golf cart with a club raised in the air. He takes a wild swing and actually hits the ball.

By some miracle, it flies through the air, bounces off the flagpole, and drops into the hole.

"I DID IT! I'M A LEGEND!" Dean screams, leaping off the cart like he's just won the WWE title.

Epilogue: Banned From Golf... Forever

In the end, the WWE golf team is escorted off the course and permanently banned from ever returning. But in typical WWE fashion, they leave the chaos behind with smiles on their faces.

"We should do that again sometime," Dean says, arm around Bayley, who's beaming despite the carnage.

Bay Ley looks over at her twin. "Next time, I'm bringing brass knuckles," she mutters.

"Can we PLEASE just play tennis or something?" Seth asks, exhausted.

But Roman, ever the Tribal Shithead, just smirks. "Nah, I'll dominate whatever's next."

They pile into the parking lot, already planning their next athletic disaster.