Vaggie The Moth Babe

Chapter 20: Revelations and Records

Just as Charlie and Vaggie were starting to regain their composure from the earlier conversation, the bar door swung open, and in staggered Angel Dust. His hair was tousled, his clothes a bit disheveled, and he wore an expression of breathless exhilaration that immediately drew the attention of everyone present.

"Charlie!" Angel exclaimed, his voice slightly slurred yet brimming with excitement. "You will not believe what just happened!" He leaned heavily against the bar, trying to catch his breath, his wide eyes glimmering with mischief.

Charlie, still reeling from the earlier news about her dad, raised an eyebrow, bracing herself for whatever outrageous statement was about to come. "What is it, Angel?"

Angel grinned, revealing his sharp teeth as he struggled to contain himself. "Your father! He really does have the biggest cock in all of Hell!" he announced, almost shouting. "I mean, he fucked me so hard that he broke all the records in my films!"

Vaggie choked on her drink, and Charlie's face turned crimson as she tried to process the absurdity of the statement. "What?!"

Before Angel could elaborate, Lucifer sauntered into the bar, exuding a smug confidence that could only come from a king who had just indulged in a particularly grand adventure. He stood tall, adjusting his jacket with an air of superiority, and took in the scene before him with a satisfied grin.

"Ah, Angel!" Lucifer boomed, his voice echoing through the bar. "I see you're still standing after that wild ride. Impressive!" He chuckled, the sound rich and full, clearly enjoying the reaction he was provoking. "But let me remind you, dear spider, my lovely wife, Lilith, suffered much worse on our wedding night."

Charlie's eyes widened further, and she buried her face in her hands, mortified. "Dad, please!"

Angel, still breathless, leaned closer to Lucifer, his eyes sparkling with a mix of admiration and mischief. "Seriously, man! You're a legend! I didn't think anyone could handle me like that! You broke every record we have in Hell! I'll have to add a whole new category to my films!"

Lucifer smirked, clearly reveling in the praise. "Well, let's just say I have a lot of experience. It's all in the technique, my dear Angel." He looked over at Charlie, who was now half-laughing, half-horrified. "You should be proud, Charlie! Your father's quite the performer."

Vaggie, still trying to stifle her laughter, leaned over to Charlie and whispered, "Is this what you call a family reunion?"

Charlie shook her head, fighting to maintain her composure. "This is not how I envisioned my day going!"

Angel's laughter filled the air, and he dramatically tossed his hands up in the air. "What can I say? Welcome to Hell! We don't hold back here, right?" He turned to Lucifer, who was clearly enjoying the attention. "But seriously, can we make this a regular thing? I could use someone who knows how to keep up!"

Lucifer clapped a hand on Angel's shoulder. "You're welcome to join us anytime, Angel. Just make sure to bring your A-game next time." He winked, his demeanor oozing charisma.

Charlie rolled her eyes but couldn't help the smile that crept onto her face. "This is beyond ridiculous," she said, shaking her head. "You two are going to give me nightmares."

"Nightmares? Ha! More like inspiration!" Angel shot back, winking at her. "I'll make sure to dedicate my next film to you, Charlie. 'The King and the Spider: A Hellish Tale!'"

"Please don't!" Charlie pleaded, but her laughter betrayed her.

As the trio continued to banter, Husk shook his head from behind the bar, a grin forming on his lips as he poured another drink. "This place never fails to entertain," he muttered to himself, ready for the next round of chaos that Hell had to offer.