𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕚-ℝ𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕤𝟚 |TK|

삼

"You brat of a bunny! Are we non existent for YOU? WHY don't you call uS? We fed you all your banana milk all your life! We didn't even drag you back home when you RAN AWAY!? Is this what we get in return!? You're..-"

Jungkook silently blinked as his mom kept ranting on the call. That also because he didn't contact them for just a week. And she be sounding it as months.

"Hun calm down, lemme talk to him"

Jungkook sighed in relief thinking atleast his dad was calmer.

"Dad‐"

"YOU DAMN BRAT! DON'T DAD ME! I SENT YOU GOOD MORNING YESTERDAY, WHERE'S MY REPLY!? You grew up TOO MUCH HEH? ALREADY ignoring us! I'm-"

Jungkook's ear drums burst.

He never understood the meaning of his dad's out of nowhere Good Morning photos. Like- how should he reply to that? With just message? But won't that look rude?

Or with a photo like his dad would? But again, is he gonna search for good morning written photos early morning as he wakes up? You gotta be kidding me.

So he usually sent "You too dad"

He had slept in yesterday. Why being so dramatic?

(Who's talking 👄)

"My dear father mother, I'm very very extreeeeemely sorry for my behavior, please forgive me and CALM DOWN!"

(Told ya)

Hoseok in living room be like,
"Why do I hear every word from freaking upstairs? Why are they so loud! I can't even hear the TV even though I'm sitting before it!?!? Ahagksjhd!"

He was watching a Sprite ad btw-

"I have been busy mom, really"

"Why should I believe you?"

"Don't then?"

"Yah! You're supposed to make me believe!"

"Nah~ not interested"

"You come home- I'm gonna whoop your ass!"

"I'll just not come then~"

"You- Kook stop teasing her, she's worried about you"

"I know dad and I was busy really, sorry- I should have messaged something"

"Is it a new project shoot?"

"Kinda, actually some technical problems happened on the commercial shoot so we had to redo a lot"

"I see.. and- when are you coming home? No joking-! When?"

"Mmm.. idk, maybe when I convince your future son in law"

"I told you not to use short forms with us brat and wait- WHAT?"

"What? As if you don't know anything mom~"

"Is it that boss guy? What was it- Taehyung?"

"Oh yes! Your memory cells still work-"

"BRAT! And are you two together already!?"

"I wish- no, working on it"

"I pity that guy a lot"

"Thanks dad~"
Jungkook sarcastically said as his dad sniffed fakely.

"I'm gonna pray for you bubba-"

"Awe mo-"

"So that he doesn't have to get his life messed by you and he can live happily"

Jungkook looked at the screen like 'seriously?'