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Kushida-chan sees KSI's content

Yes

You read that title correctly

I made this when i was on some serious drugs lmao, as always with the content posted here

Enjoy

"DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!!! WHAT IS UP WITH THESE DAMN PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY THAT MONOTONE BORING GUY AND THAT BITCH HORIKITA. CANT THEY STOP GETTING IN MY WAY ALREADY!?! WHY DON'T THEY JUST GO DIE!?"

hm?

I feel my phone vibrating, i picked it up to see what notifications i got.

What?

"WHAT THE FUCK!!! There's MORE BULLSHIT for me to stress about!!!??? WHAT IS THIS RETARD KSI DOING!?!!
He tried to sell literal PACKAGED LEAD to children and is now lashing out at DanTDM? This dumbass didn't get enough hate on the internet already??? What the hell is he even trying to do??! Hating on everyone's favorite Minecraft youtuber over calling out their BULLSHIT for what it is? Yeah right. Theres also Logan "i record people's hanged corpses" paul and Mr. "I put my employee in solitary confinement and promote illegal lotteries to children" Beast Donaldson responding!!!"

"THESE GOD DAMN RETARDS!"

I almost threw my phone. But barrrreeeely stopped myself.

"Oh right, this is expensive"

"Somehow, seeing online people's stupidity make me less mad about that bitch "

I was about to put my phone back when i noticed...

Wait, this drama is quite some time ago. There's a new music KSI dropped?

I couldn't help my curiosity and went to check it out

"Thick of it"? What kind of music name is that... let's hope this guy's music isn't as garbage as his Brand and intelligence...
..
I plugged my headphone and opened it.

About a minute later...

"AHHHHHH!!!!!!" I screamed in a voice louder than I imagined was humanly possible. I turned off the damn thing as fast as possible.

Shit.

"Kushida, are you alright?" I heard a sound coming from my side.

"Ayanokoji-kun? why are you here?" I quickly putted my act back up

"I was originally gonna return your phone but you seemed to be in a bad mood so I waited"

Huh?

"Wait, then whose phone am i holding?"

"No idea, you probably took someone else's"

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"How much did you hear. Ayanokoji-kun?"

"Would you believe me if i say nothing except that last scream?"

What an idiotic question, of course not.

Wait...

I just thought of something brilliant

"Let's do a little trolling, shall we?" I thought to myself

"Ayanokoji-kun. Can you call the rest of the our class here? I was thinking of what to do next but met a dead end. I think i would be able to get an inspiration seeing them."

What a stupid idea, he probably won't accept this,  even if he did why would they come to a rooftop of a school building in the middle of the night?

Wait, why did i even say that in the first place?

"Alright"

"What was that sound!?!?"" I can hear the door for coming to this place being kicked.

It was the Student Council President and Horikita.

From their stance it's like they just ran here. They also look very tired. Which is odd considering how athletic they are. This would mean that they are atleast at the bottom of this building to be this tired after coming here.

Suddenly, the entirety of our class. And even some senpais arrived at the rooftop where we was. It became very crowded

"What the fuck?? They actually came?"

"So, kushida chan, what did you want to talk about?" One of my classmate asked.

Hehehe

Time for the final step of my plan.

I opened that noise pollution of a sound on full volume. To call it music is to disrespect every music that ever existed in history.

It was loud enough for everyone to hear.

"From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈"

This continued for about 2 minutes, everyone gathered began to jump down the rooftop one by one. As if their ability to think had been stripped of them. They could simply try to take the phone stop it but they didn't.

Finally, at the last 30 seconds of the sound, only Ayanokoji kun and me was left on the rooftop. His resistance was truly remarkable.

But at the next moment, he also dived onto the ground backward.

"Heh. It really worked. Well then, off to KMS, WATCH AND LEARN!" I declared as i dived into the ground head firsr, like that one clip of Kratos going off of a cliff.

.....

-3rd person-

And thus, every single student of class 1-D,the student council president, the Vice President, the chairman, and a few other important figure. All of their corpses were found piling over one another in front of the tallest building in the school.

As for Kushida's weapon of mass destruction of a sound. The device playing It was fortunately destroyed in her dive to the other world. Thus the threat in ANHS is neutralized for now.

Unfortunately for the rest of the world. This fatal Weapon that could distort people's thought process, and even a small part of reality itself still roam free on the internet. Waiting to claim more unfortunate victims that stumbled upon it.